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There were 4 people in a private plane: a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and the smartest man in the world. Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pilot realized that the engine had exploded so he announced, “Dear passengers, I am afraid that there is a technical problem in the engine. The plane is gonna crash. Grab a parachute and jump!”

The pilot then grabbed a parachute and jumped off. The smartest man in the world said, “I need that parachute, the world needs my knowledge” and so he jumped off.

The priest said, “Boy you take that last parachute, the world doesn’t need me, I am just an old priest.”

The boy scout said, “No, what are you talking about? There are 2 parachutes left.”

“What?” – said the priest.

“The smartest man in the world took my backpack.” – responded the boy scout.


There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”
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Ok ladies, this makes up for the blond joke I told the other day that I was chastised for.hug

Comments (11)

Catfoot
Hi Jim
You were chastised for a blond joke? How could you dare to do that?doh

Have you noticed how we just do nothing when they ridicule us. Maybe that is just our privilege of being superior. We are not bothered by trivial things.laugh
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Gentlejim
Cat, shhhhh, be careful. I'm sure they are listening!rolling on the floor laughing
Zeurich
laugh laugh I enjoyed it... thank you gentle!
val53
I enjoyed it too Jim!applause applause
Gentlejim
Thanks Zeu.wave

Thank you Val.wave
123butterflies
hey im blonde, I didn't chastise you for it scold I just didn't get it confused

drinking
Gentlejim
Ok Buttercup, I think you have selective memory. hug I am glad.bouquet
britishcolumbian
Keep them coming Jim and especcial the blonde jokes.
I am blonde and the blonde jokes are the best..........

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Gentlejim
BC, I think I stepped on some toes with my blond jokes.laugh I have to be careful with the blond jokes. Don't want to alienate the blonds on here.rolling on the floor laughing
Angelpepper
GJim;
The smartest men in the world, was the dumbest men on the plane .....rolling on the floor laughing
wallops1964
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing very funny Jim laugh laugh laugh still laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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