To Make You Smile
"Revelation!"I have just figured out WHY I have gained so much weight!
The shampoo I use in the shower everyday, that runs down my body, says “for EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.” !!
I think I will be going to the store tomorrow to buy some DAWN Dishwashing Liquid to wash with, because it says: “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE" !
"The Job Interview"
A man had an interview at a large company.
In looking over his application the HR Representative said: "Well, in looking over your work history I see you have been fired from every job you have held!"
"Yes." the man said
"Well, how would you explain that?" said the HR Rep."There isn't much positive about that work history!"
"Sure there is !" says the man. "It shows that I am not a quitter!"
"So Brave!"
The Millers were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No expensive extras, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Miller turned to his wife..."Show him your tooth, Honey."
Comments (8)
Very funny Jim.
Your jokes always give us a good laugh
Thank you t