Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Jul 2014
568 Views
15 Comments

Smile

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.



An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

“Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” – he asked a friend.

“Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.”


A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Have a gooder.yay
Post Comment

Comments (15)

Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Jul 22, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
#1
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
_________________________________________________________________

GJim

laugh dang! Where do you get your ladies from?
OMG, yawl! What is going on here?.....rolling on the floor laughing
Reply
Report
rapturecapture
rapturecapture●kerry, Kerry Ireland
Jul 22, 2014●2 Blogs●330 Comments
#2
Hi Gentlejim
rolling on the floor laughing laugh Priceless thumbs up hug wave
Reply
Report
Zeurich
Zeurich●unknown, Utrecht Netherlands
Jul 22, 2014●165 Blogs●1,300 Comments
#3
wave Gentle how old is gold that is the thingapplause applause
Reply
Report
Catfoot
Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa
Jul 22, 2014●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments
#4
My ex wife was so jealous. I never came home with a long hair on my jacket. Not red, not blond, not black, brown or anything. In the end she claimed I had an affair with a bald woman.
rolling on the floor laughing
Reply
Report
wallops1964
wallops1964●Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England UK
Jul 22, 2014●24 Blogs●2,327 Comments
#5
Good ones Jim.. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Keep em coming.. we love a giggle laugh laugh yay
Reply
Report
123butterflies
123butterflies●saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada
Jul 22, 2014●4 Blogs●1,792 Comments
#6
ok grin
Reply
Report
carina22
carina22●St Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta
Jul 22, 2014●7 Blogs●398 Comments
#7
Gentle and Cat you're both so funny. laugh laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Reply
Report
wenever
wenever●perry, Florida USA
Jul 22, 2014●89 Blogs●2,159 Comments
#8
hi Jim,,,i think I might have sent one of the letters when I was married rolling on the floor laughing


@ Catfoot,,,you been reading my mail again, this also happened to me rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Reply
Report
MaruQ
MaruQ●Lima, Peru
Jul 22, 2014●28 Blogs●125 Comments
#9
It made me smile, thanks Gentle applause
Reply
Report
Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jul 22, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
#10
Sorry everyone that I was not here to personally respond to everyone's comments.

Buttercup stopped by for a drink. So a case of beer later, we went to the beach.rolling on the floor laughing What a great time! I drowned twice and Buttercup gave me mouth to mouth recuistation. I think I am in love.heart wings kiss heart wings kiss rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Reply
Report
Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Jul 22, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
#11
Butter & GJim;
peace Get A Room!........laugh
Reply
Report
loulou77
loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Jul 22, 2014●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments
#12
gentle
Here take my wife...I like May...wine
Reply
Report
searchinforlove
searchinforlove●galway, Galway Ireland
Jul 23, 2014●14 Comments
#13
Not sure if it's ok to post a joke here but, sure, anyway here goes!!!! Husband and wife go out to a bar for a drink.....there is a man sitting at the other end of the counter blotto drunk....wife says to husband.."would you ever believe that i actually used to go out with him 20 years ago?"....husband replies.. " did not think it was possible for anybody to stay celebrating this long!"...laugh
Reply
Report
Mimi1973
Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia
Jul 23, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments
#14
Jim thumbs up wave

searchinforlove thumbs up hug

teddybear
Reply
Report
nightfury
nightfury●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jul 23, 2014●50 Blogs●279 Comments
#15
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Reply
Report
Post Comment - Let others know what you think about this Blog.

More Blogs... Read Next

How can anyone vote for Trump, when even his staff won’t support him.
What is a Player - part 1
Vampires and Werewolves the truth
Probably a stupid question but -
The Lyrid meteor showers...
Exactly Right
More Blogs
Meet the Author of this Blog
Gentlejim

Gentlejim

unknown, Wisconsin, USA

Thanks for viewing my profile. I am very friendly, outgoing, and have a great sense of humor! I am here to chat with people and makes friends around the world! In doing this, maybe I will meet a nice lady! Who knows? [read more]

About this Blog

by Gentlejim
created Jul 2014
in Uncategorized Blogs
568 Views
15 Comments
Last Viewed: May 1
Last Commented: Jul 2014
Gentlejim has 705 other Blogs

Gentlejim Blogs (705)

Going Def
Jock the Painter
What Do You Think?
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
Testing For Covid 19
A Frog
Tidbits of Humor 2
Two Brooms
Joke
Tidbits of Humor
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol
Happy Valentine's Day
Feeling Very Sad
Scottish Obituary
HAPPY NEW YEAR
A love story to bring a tear to your eye
My Trip
This one will tug at even the coldest of hearts …
U.S. Marine Corps Birthday
More Blogs by Gentlejim

Like this Blog?

Do you like this Blog? Why not let the Author know. Click the button to like the Blog. And your like will be added. Likes are anonymous.

Feeling Creative?

Create a Blog
Post Comment back to top
Report Blogs that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the Blog Abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to Report Blog Abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).