Milk Money

An art connoisseur passed a little grocery in New York when he noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was mangy with one ear half chewed off and clumps of fur missing. What really caught the collectors eye was the bowl the kitten was drinking from. It was a rare antique worth thousands. He walks in the store and offers $20.00 for the cat. "He's not for sale." Says the store owner. "That's ridiculous!" Says the collector. "He is one of the ugliest cats I've seen. He must be for sale. I'll give you $100.00 for him." The store owner thought for a second and said "It's a deal." The connoisseur hands the store owner the money, which he quickly pockets, and as he starts out the store asks "For that price I'm sure you won't mind sending that old bowl with him. He seems so happy drinking from it." The store owner says " No way. That's my lucky bowl. From that bowl I've sold 26 cats this week!"

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Oh no!
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i just know it, theres a message in this story, but i just don't know it frustrated

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Yeah BC. Don't drink from expensive bowls.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You might get sold.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
2 lessons.

1) Never assume the other guy is stupid no matter how stupid he looks.

2) You can accomplish more with direct honesty than you can by fakery and deceit.
Good point Ken.
BC, i would sell you for any price!hug You are a "keeper".rolling on the floor laughing
Sorry BC. A typo. I wouldn't sell you for any price!hug bouquet You are a keeper.yay yay
grin grin MMh let me try some thing like that with my cupcakeslaugh laugh
Awwwww jim you are the sweetest of sweet, that you are bouquet you always now how to make me feel Special grin

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BC, what can I say?hug
laugh Gjim: Im going with Ken19. on this . . . . . rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Jim. laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing

What´s happened to Ken? He´s become faceless now?laugh confused
Min, maybe he joined Buttercup!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing just love it when those trying to get one over on somebody gets caught out themselves laugh laugh applause
rolling on the floor laughing Me and Ken share the same box blushing don't get jealous theres room for 3 rolling on the floor laughing

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Good one Jim, I pronto borrowed it to send it on to my friends.

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Thanks everyone for your comments! I love to laugh!rolling on the floor laughing
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