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An example of how T.V. poisons young minds...... Two young lads walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the old...	714	9	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 20
Multicultural discourse..... An Englishman, Aussie and a Japanese man were having a beer when they got around to bragging about how advanced their countries are. “In Great Brit...	827	8	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 20
Fun with Princess Anne and the Queen... Princess Anne and the Queen were out for a drive in one of the Queen’s Range Rovers. Suddenly some armed robbers leaped out of the bushes and stopped...	900	9	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	Apr 20
When good comes from bad.... A 68 year old Jewish woman won $30 million in the lottery and went to see her local rabbi. He asked, “What are you going to do with all the money?”...	836	2	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	Apr 20
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... A friend of mine bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pul...	743	6	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	3 hrs ago
I wonder what you see here????? ...	974	22	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 20
I feel exactly the same way.... ...	901	3	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 20
Back in the day..... ...	879	4	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 24

Hahahahahaha this is so true! ...	851	3	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 24
One for the ladies LOL.... ...	918	4	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 20
Drinking at work.... Dave and Jim were aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in, all flights were grounded and they had nothing to do....	784	1	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 20
Social faux pas...... A quiet man was sitting in a crowded bar when a beautiful woman walked in. There was only one place left for her to sit and it was right next to him....	608	1	0	Apr 2012	Apr 2012	Apr 22
Fresh nuptial joy..... A Newly married couple were in a ritzy hotel on their honeymoon night when the groom decided to let the bride know where she stood right from the star...	546	7	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 20
The brutal truth...... An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship, holding on to her hat with both hands so it wouldn’t fly off in the roaring wind. A young...	792	4	0	Feb 2012	Feb 2012	Apr 20
A quick yarn with St. Peter...... A guy just died and was at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through this big book to see if he’s worthy. St Peter...	584	5	0	Feb 2012	Feb 2012	Apr 20
Ouch! A university lecturer was in the habit of starting his classes with really rude, sexist jokes. All the chicks in the class were sick of it and decided...	615	8	0	Feb 2012	Feb 2012	Apr 20
Little Johnny strikes again....... During class one day, Miss Tessmacher was trying to teach her students good manners. “Michael, if you were out on a date with a nice young lady, how w...	651	3	0	Jan 2012	Jan 2012	Apr 24
Which hole? Phil was a pretty dopey bloke, so while he was playing golf he forgot what hole he was on. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went over to her and said...	703	7	0	Jan 2012	Jan 2012	Apr 20
The wonders of Google....... Google’s awesome because on Google, you can just type in anything and get it wrong, and it knows what you meant. It’s like psychic, right? Like two we...	569	8	0	Jan 2012	Jan 2012	Apr 22
Coming out of the closet....... After deliberating over it for months, Anthony finally decided to come out of the closet. He walked into the kitchen where his mother was cooking dinn...	606	1	0	Dec 2011	Jan 2012	Apr 19

Christmas surprise backfires.......... A man had twin sons whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said t...	679	13	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	21 hrs ago
The fine art of capitalising....... A LITTLE Chinese fella walked into a shop and asked for 25 black bras, size 38FF. The Jewish bloke behind the counter, renowned for his business skill...	901	7	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	13 hrs ago
For your own good, don't let yourself be fooled... Bob was fingering his wife and getting her all hot and sweaty. “Bet I can make you scream with just one finger,” he smiled. “You’re on,” said wifey...	771	3	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 17
Golf can be a painful sport....... A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so in...	531	11	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 17
More irony...... Isn't it ironic that only 1000 People got Swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask, but 50 million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a COND...	666	6	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 17
Coming out of the closet....... After deliberating over it for months, Anthony finally decided to come out of the closet. He walked into the kitchen where his mother was cooking dinn...	557	7	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 17
When good things come from bad........ Danny wandered out of his local bottle shop and noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed...	607	7	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 21
When on holiday......... John, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law had a bastard heartie and carked it. The...	803	10	0	Nov 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 17
In the doctor's surgery......... A female dwarf went to the doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looked her up and down, picked her up and stood he...	856	4	0	Oct 2011	Oct 2011	Apr 17

That's life............... A little boy came home from school and said, “Dad, I got a role in the school play!” “That’s great, son. Who do you play?” asked his father. “A man...	765	7	0	Oct 2011	Oct 2011	Apr 20
A Rabbits home is called a warren............. “The missus caught me sticking a carrot up my arse last night,” said Warren. “Mate, that must’ve been embarrassing,” said Dirk with a chuckle. “Sure...	1,786	4	0	Oct 2011	Oct 2011	Apr 19
Confession time......... Jimmy went into a confessional box in Dublin after years away from the church. There was a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the shelf of on...	750	5	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 18
Jacob the rooster......... Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called “pullets”, and 10 roosters, whose job it was to fert...	810	4	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 17
Modern medicine............... Seth was involved in a horrible accident and his arms and legs were blown off. A few days later his parents turned up at the hospital to see how he wa...	807	3	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 19
An old priest's final wish. An old priest lay dying in a hospital in Canberra. He’d served the people of the Australia's capital for years. He whispered to his nurse, “I would re...	1,123	8	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 17
Internet hook ups........ A friend of mine met a girl on the internet and invited her out to dinner. As the night went on, he realised how sweet she was and quickly fell in lov...	1,075	8	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 22
Helping out the elderly...... A REALLY old bloke called his younger next-door neighbour and said, “Can you come over and help me? I’ve got this jigsaw puzzle and I don’t know where...	1,003	6	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 17
Wine tasting.....hehehehe AT A local winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunk bloke with a long, ratty beard and torn, vo...	863	9	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 22
In what? I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone because you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've als...	1,126	14	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	Apr 18

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