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Dogs New Year's Resolutions 1)I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. 2)I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the back yard...	653	6	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 24
things you wouldn't know without movies - It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from...	561	7	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 24
Worst Auto-correct Of All Time Anyone who loves their mother would absolutely die after sending that text message!	857	5	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	16 hrs ago
What Women Want in a Man What women want in a man at age 22: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dress...	665	17	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 24
Great Quotes! -Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand (K Lindberg) -Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as fa...	3,838	21	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	2 hrs ago
season greeting to all Merry Christmas & al...	580	6	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 24
Broken Bridge How is it a mother telling you that she loves you, but all these years you just cant feel? She's apologized about it, said lets forget the past and o...	505	7	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	12 hrs ago
ever wonder.. ...	755	9	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 25

duh! The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough cough. That's pretty annoying isn't it? I wonder if they go up to cripples...	718	12	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	12 hrs ago
alco meter ...	1,458	10	0	Dec 2011	Dec 2011	Apr 25
Husband VS Wife Poems WIFE: I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Att...	584	5	0	Nov 2011	Nov 2011	Apr 24
P.nis asked for a Raise The Day the P.nis asked for a Raise I, the P.nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at grea...	2,150	3	0	Jun 2010	Sep 2011	Apr 23
FUNNY BAD ADS -Fore sale 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 weeks old. Leave mess. -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. -Fin...	699	5	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 24
joke of the day Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital pool, Ralph jumped in the deep end and sank...	611	11	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 24
joke of the day A TEACHER asked her class to make a sentence using the word “dough”. Little Jane raised her hand and said, “In Italy they make pizza using special dou...	683	4	0	Sep 2011	Sep 2011	7 hrs ago
Favourite Quotes - You can have everything in the world and still unhappy, or you can have little and happy. - Strange how family can become strangers and strang...	620	8	0	Feb 2011	Apr 2011	Apr 24
Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say #10. Well, how ’bout that?... I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. #9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’l...	722	2	0	Jul 2010	Feb 2011	Apr 24
short jokes (part 2) **** One ovary asks the other ovary "Did you order any furniture?" "No, why?" "Because there's two nuts out there, trying to shove in an organ."...	433	0	0	Jan 2011	Jan 2011	Apr 21
short jokes... **** Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men. Porn has the same...	2,041	3	0	Jan 2011	Jan 2011	Apr 20
Great Quotes (pt2) " How can a person who is civil and just but ask's for nothing in return be less righteous than those behave justly, but only under threat, and for th...	619	2	0	Sep 2010	Sep 2010	Apr 24
Politics Explained A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the famil...	511	7	0	Jul 2010	Aug 2010	Apr 24

9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman 1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they right and need you to shut up! 2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dress, this mean...	663	8	0	Jul 2010	Aug 2010	Apr 23
This is why u dont take men to the store with u After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and prefe...	828	10	0	Jul 2010	Jul 2010	Apr 23
Pets Non-pet owners who visit and complain about our pets: 1.They live here,you don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on ur clothes stay off the f...	794	10	0	Jul 2010	Jul 2010	Apr 22
Prison vs. work IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle....	762	3	0	Jul 2010	Jul 2010	15 hrs ago
HUSBAND WANTED........................!!!!! A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GR...	943	5	0	Jun 2010	Jun 2010	18 hrs ago
How to bathe a cat Dear Cat Owner, Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of s...	826	3	0	May 2010	Jun 2010	Apr 23
Computer Problems... TRUE!!!!! This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Per...	774	5	0	May 2010	Jun 2010	Apr 17
Five signs that you may be a Taliban 1. You have more wives than teeth 2. You own a $5,000 Rocket Launcher but cant afford shoes 3. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection t...	1,010	5	0	May 2010	May 2010	Apr 22
How men change The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love yo...	1,108	6	0	May 2010	May 2010	Apr 22
Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation. If you put a woman on a pedestal and...	815	8	0	May 2010	May 2010	Apr 22

Wife software...trouble shooting This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst. (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I rece...	851	4	0	Apr 2010	Apr 2010	Apr 22
KFC (joke) When asked if he preferred legs or breasts, Bill told the stranger that he had a particular fondness of shaved fannies. He was then informed that this...	3,021	7	0	Apr 2010	Apr 2010	9 hrs ago
Top 10 reasons why a dog is better than a woman 10. A dog's parents will never visit you. 9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor. 8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom...	1,341	7	0	Feb 2010	Apr 2010	Apr 15
DOG COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree. Thou shalt not roll in an...	1,246	5	0	Feb 2010	Apr 2010	Apr 23
Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - Whoa, time out. Football is on. - Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. - Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? - Don't you have som...	1,790	5	0	Mar 2010	Apr 2010	12 hrs ago
How dogs are better than men 1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. 2. Dogs miss you when you're gone. 3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something...	1,023	4	0	Feb 2010	Mar 2010	Apr 23
Bat (clean joke) A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the...	902	5	0	Mar 2010	Mar 2010	Apr 23
The guide for all men (just 4 laugh) WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need... = I want It’s your decision = The...	956	9	0	Mar 2010	Mar 2010	Apr 24
The 10 Commandments From a Dogs Point of View 1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Regular separation from you will be painful and can even cause depression. Think before you buy me. 2. Gi...	841	2	0	Feb 2010	Feb 2010	Apr 22
You Know You Are A Dog Person When... You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children. Pigs Ears are on your shopping list every week. You send Valentine's day card...	922	2	0	Feb 2010	Feb 2010	Apr 22
A Dogs's Prayer Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me. Do not break my spirit...	772	4	0	Feb 2010	Feb 2010	Apr 15

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