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Mar 3, 2009 3:50 PM CST If God posted a thread...
Tamarin
TamarinTamarinsomewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK173 Threads 1 Polls 3,267 Posts
I am the number one Gigolo on here...devil
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Mar 3, 2009 3:53 PM CST If God posted a thread...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Tamarin: I am the number one Gigolo on here...


Lagoona is God? confused
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Mar 3, 2009 3:53 PM CST If God posted a thread...
Shedman01
Shedman01Shedman01Gonzales, Texas USA16 Threads 2 Polls 1,029 Posts
Knowing all that CAN be does not mean you know the specific detail choosen. That is to say that you may know all the possible answers to anything and everything yet you may not know what someone of free will will decide upon until they have decided it.

For example.. if a person is standing in an ice cream shop we can say we all know they will 1) buy an ice cream 2)rob the sotre 3) not buy anything 4) buy something other then ice cream 5) use the bathroom...etc etc the list goes on and on... but until that individual makes the specific choice we do not know what that choice will be. So it is possible to know all things and yet not know the specific choice that will be made by a specific individual... hence my babbled thought above. :)

Take care,
me
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Mar 3, 2009 3:54 PM CST If God posted a thread...
Tamarin
TamarinTamarinsomewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK173 Threads 1 Polls 3,267 Posts
rusty_knight: Lagoona is God?


Lagoona who?????????tongue
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Mar 3, 2009 3:54 PM CST If God posted a thread...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Tamarin: Lagoona who?????????


God only knows!
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Mar 3, 2009 3:57 PM CST If God posted a thread...
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
Thread title:

"After 4.5 billion years you're still whining???"

Text:

"You give your kid at most a year and a half to learn walking and another 16 years to become grown up and take responsibility.

I have given you some million of years here and still you came asking 'Father, can I have this?', 'Father, can I have that?', 'Father, are we there yet?', 'Father, my friend is laughing at me, make them stop`', 'Father, please help me loose weight', 'Father, please make peace' and the worst of all 'Father, do you really exist?'....

I say - grow up. Amen"



santa waving
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Mar 3, 2009 4:27 PM CST If God posted a thread...
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
Being in close proximity I have from a reliable source that



GOD IS LAUGHING "rolling on the floor laughing"

(and on a more serious note,
God says,
"Remember the dynamics of
cause and effect.")
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Mar 3, 2009 4:39 PM CST If God posted a thread...
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
rusty_knight: dusty?


Moi?

and God said:

'Thou shalt not commit typos'
laugh


no i meant dusty
she's a lady silly

i didnt see you there RUSTY



wave grin
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Mar 3, 2009 4:50 PM CST If God posted a thread...
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
mindfful: no i meant dusty
she's a lady silly

i didnt see you there RUSTY


Hello wave ! Good friend bouquet
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Mar 3, 2009 4:55 PM CST If God posted a thread...
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
hey gal

im out


cheers

trust youre well
hug
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Mar 3, 2009 5:00 PM CST If God posted a thread...
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
mindfful: hey gal

im out
trust youre well


laugh of the asylum? (kidding!)


I'm fine. hug
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Mar 3, 2009 5:03 PM CST If God posted a thread...
camog
camogcamogBelfast, Donegal Ireland3 Threads 31 Posts
He wouldnt say anything lads cos as we all know god is a woman lolrolling on the floor laughing :: rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 3, 2009 5:06 PM CST If God posted a thread...
krimsa
krimsakrimsaMiddleton, New Hampshire USA6 Threads 2 Polls 1,345 Posts
camog: He wouldnt say anything lads cos as we all know god is a woman lol ::


That was on my list of questions for him.

"Why do people assume his gender to be male?"

Confusing. Some denominations take that so seriously that they refuse to acknowledge Mary at all. They feel she has no place in it and is not to be considered divine. mumbling
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Mar 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST If God posted a thread...
donnalou
donnaloudonnalouaccord, New York USA4 Threads 22 Posts
If god posted on here he would say I love no matter what,I will forgive you, bless you and keep your faith
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Mar 3, 2009 5:54 PM CST If God posted a thread...
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
krimsa: That was on my list of questions for him.

"Why do people assume his gender to be male?"

Confusing. Some denominations take that so seriously that they refuse to acknowledge Mary at all. They feel she has no place in it and is not to be considered divine.


krimsa, "He" is simply used for easy reference for the divine
Creator.
Most people realize this.
I suppose most people want to have a story of the origin of
Jesus and so a book was given to explain and appease people's
curiousity and offer explanations for their existence.
They apparently made it quite interesting for it has been
read and been around for a very very long time. wink

Actually, Jesus, (if one believes in Him) gave very good
explanations about the world, here, the lack of importance
of the body and about our Spirit.

So, take what you want of it and leave the rest. :)

(jmo, Mary - if she is real - would have been integral
in this story if she did, indeed, give birth to Jesus.
and probably would seem to be devine, also.)
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Mar 3, 2009 5:59 PM CST If God posted a thread...
TLC69
TLC69TLC69duncannon, Pennsylvania USA1 Threads 270 Posts
Lagoona22: ...on CS one day....what do you think it would say..??


Hand check.
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Mar 3, 2009 6:38 PM CST If God posted a thread...
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
TLC69: Hand check.


you really crack me uphead banger
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Mar 4, 2009 7:10 AM CST If God posted a thread...
krimsa
krimsakrimsaMiddleton, New Hampshire USA6 Threads 2 Polls 1,345 Posts
In response to: krimsa, "He" is simply used for easy reference for the divine


Well wouldn’t you say that is significant? To speak of a being which in your own words is simply referencing a "lack of importance of the body and about our Spirit."

The rest of your remarks are dealing with Jesus which is not what I asked and is clouding the issue. I am speaking of Yahweh. Historically, culturally, and archeologically speaking, the first religions of humanity tended to place female in the center role as "divine" due to the fact that female mammals give birth and are responsible for "creation." Why do you think the pagans resisted the concept of a singular male deity for a very long period of time?
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Mar 4, 2009 7:14 AM CST If God posted a thread...
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
krimsa: Well wouldn’t you say that is significant? To speak of a being which in your own words is simply referencing a "lack of importance of the body and about our Spirit."

The rest of your remarks are dealing with Jesus which is not what I asked and is clouding the issue. I am speaking of Yahweh. Historically, culturally, and archeologically speaking, the first religions of humanity tended to place female in the center role as "divine" due to the fact that female mammals give birth and are responsible for "creation." Why do you think the pagans resisted the concept of a singular male deity for a very long period of time?


I don't care. The past is past. What are you doing right
'now'? Is it peaceful?
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Mar 4, 2009 7:14 AM CST If God posted a thread...
rocketqueen
rocketqueenrocketqueengeelong, Victoria Australia23 Threads 1 Polls 2,003 Posts
gypsykisses: God is starting to sound a bit creepy...are you sure he isn't a troll????


and he has a lisp!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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