"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children." Unsheathes his nickel-plated gun... "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." Just kills the guy in cold blood...
In response to: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of BEEPin' BEEPs. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your BEEPin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!" - Tony Montana
"You just can't." John looks to some reasons we knows exist.
Terminator's CPU flashes with the Windows blue screen of 'death'
"Why?" Says Program's system32.DLL
"Because you just CAN'T, okay?" John could slap this stupid machine just now. "Promise me you won't kill anyone."
Terminator's CPU freezes and the mouse is dead. "What?"
"Just put your hand up, like this, and say: I swear I will not kill anyone." John has high hopes for this Intel Machine Celeron.
Terminator mimicks the gesture in a mechanical motion. " I swear I will not kill anyone." He repeats dumbly, it's Program just itching for the trigger.
The guard gets out of the shack and Terminator proceeds to put a couple of caps in his knee joints.
Now, John completely looses faith in the Windows Operating System. "What the hell did you do that for?"
Terminator finds a familiar routine amongst its internal programing's DLL's
"He'll live." He flatly says, moving on to the Psych ward.
"This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system....if this had been an actual emergency, you would have been told where to turn to a local channel for futher information.....This was only a test."
I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you…but I love me more. I’ve been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that’s the one I need to work on. - Samantha Jones.
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