Volcanic Coffee Machines, Spitting Beer Pumps !!!!!! (29)
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Obviously, a simple touch of your hand makes things....erupt!
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Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
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bodleing: Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
i blimin hope so, actually did master the pump by the end of the day, but it took 10 hrs ------ This thread is Archived ------
patmac: So I take it Betty's job in the Rovers is safe unless you make a mean hotpot
me cook!!!! ------ This thread is Archived ------
Well, the next time a woman tells me she's "mastered the pump"....I will know what she means.
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morgan5: Ok, today I started a new job working in a bar.
To me making a coffee is putting the kettle on simple, but oh no a fancy machine with a probe to heat the milk, sooo what happens??? I stick the probe in the milk turn it on and trying hard to get a froth the milk starts to heat and is bubbling up, next thing i have a milk volcano on my hands erupting over the jug, the customer appears saying " Am I getting a coffee today or not" Then we come to pulling a pint, what happens??? a glass full of friggin foam !!!!!! Thank God I'm Home !!!!
To me making a coffee is putting the kettle on simple, but oh no a fancy machine with a probe to heat the milk, sooo what happens??? I stick the probe in the milk turn it on and trying hard to get a froth the milk starts to heat and is bubbling up, next thing i have a milk volcano on my hands erupting over the jug, the customer appears saying " Am I getting a coffee today or not" Then we come to pulling a pint, what happens??? a glass full of friggin foam !!!!!! Thank God I'm Home !!!!
aww hun, it can only get better - but ..
yes it's funny..------ This thread is Archived ------
morgan5: me cook!!!!
Just as well I can......So you are a Ding cook putit in the box turn the dial and DING 
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patmac: Just as well I can......So you are a Ding cook putit in the box turn the dial and DING
you got it in one 
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Ladybee42: aww hun, it can only get better - but .. yes it's funny..
At the time i wanted to die the customer came round and pulled his own pint!!!! Roll on tomorrow night
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BoyracerBMW: Well, the next time a woman tells me she's "mastered the pump"....I will know what she means.
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First days are the worse,and they seem like they will never end...Im sure you will have a better one tomorrow 
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demonfairy: First days are the worse,and they seem like they will never end...Im sure you will have a better one tomorrow
Oh I hope so working with the boss tomorrow night, I feel exhausted ------ This thread is Archived ------
You gotta laugh! I think the first day at any job is really stressful, but I bet they've asked you back because you're such a character! Soon you'll be making cappuccino's like a pro! Good luck......------ This thread is Archived ------
leostartingover: You gotta laugh! I think the first day at any job is really stressful, but I bet they've asked you back because you're such a character! Soon you'll be making cappuccino's like a pro! Good luck......
What can you do but laugh On a brighter note I did get some bookings for tonight, think they are only going to make sure it was for real the first time round
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morgan5: What can you do but laugh
On a brighter note I did get some bookings for tonight, think they are only going to make sure it was for real the first time round
On a brighter note I did get some bookings for tonight, think they are only going to make sure it was for real the first time round
So how did your second night go?? Hopefully no more mishaps?!!!
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morgan5: Ok, today I started a new job working in a bar.
To me making a coffee is putting the kettle on simple, but oh no a fancy machine with a probe to heat the milk, sooo what happens??? I stick the probe in the milk turn it on and trying hard to get a froth the milk starts to heat and is bubbling up, next thing i have a milk volcano on my hands erupting over the jug, the customer appears saying " Am I getting a coffee today or not" Then we come to pulling a pint, what happens??? a glass full of friggin foam !!!!!! Thank God I'm Home !!!!
To me making a coffee is putting the kettle on simple, but oh no a fancy machine with a probe to heat the milk, sooo what happens??? I stick the probe in the milk turn it on and trying hard to get a froth the milk starts to heat and is bubbling up, next thing i have a milk volcano on my hands erupting over the jug, the customer appears saying " Am I getting a coffee today or not" Then we come to pulling a pint, what happens??? a glass full of friggin foam !!!!!! Thank God I'm Home !!!!
Which bar is this????
Seriously, good luck
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morgan5: Ok, today I started a new job working in a bar.
To me making a coffee is putting the kettle on simple, but oh no a fancy machine with a probe to heat the milk, sooo what happens??? I stick the probe in the milk turn it on and trying hard to get a froth the milk starts to heat and is bubbling up, next thing i have a milk volcano on my hands erupting over the jug, the customer appears saying " Am I getting a coffee today or not" Then we come to pulling a pint, what happens??? a glass full of friggin foam !!!!!! Thank God I'm Home !!!!
To me making a coffee is putting the kettle on simple, but oh no a fancy machine with a probe to heat the milk, sooo what happens??? I stick the probe in the milk turn it on and trying hard to get a froth the milk starts to heat and is bubbling up, next thing i have a milk volcano on my hands erupting over the jug, the customer appears saying " Am I getting a coffee today or not" Then we come to pulling a pint, what happens??? a glass full of friggin foam !!!!!! Thank God I'm Home !!!!
You can probably find videos on how to do both things on the net. So, everything you touch starts spewing white foam? That's an interesting super power to have. I would trade my awesome Ninja skills for that power.
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Witchaywoman: You can probably find videos on how to do both things on the net. So, everything you touch starts spewing white foam? That's an interesting super power to have. I would trade my awesome Ninja skills for that power.
A power I could have done without, by the end of day had cracked it 
Working an evening shift tonight, just hope no one asks me for Cocktails
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To me making a coffee is putting the kettle on simple, but oh no a fancy machine with a probe to heat the milk, sooo what happens??? I stick the probe in the milk turn it on and trying hard to get a froth
Then we come to pulling a pint, what happens??? a glass full of friggin foam !!!!!!
Thank God I'm Home !!!!