Telephone Repair ( Archived) (13)

Jul 5, 2010 5:55 PM CST Telephone Repair
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.
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Jul 5, 2010 5:59 PM CST Telephone Repair
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 5, 2010 6:05 PM CST Telephone Repair
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
That's funny (in a sick sort of way!)
laugh laugh

Hi P!
teddybear
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Jul 5, 2010 6:24 PM CST Telephone Repair
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
WhatUwish4: That's funny (in a sick sort of way!)


Hi P!


Of course it is sic, look who posted it...devil grin
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Jul 5, 2010 6:26 PM CST Telephone Repair
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
holy cowdoh grin
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Jul 5, 2010 6:31 PM CST Telephone Repair
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
mindfful: holy cow


Sounds like a lot of people I know, pissing & moaning...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 5, 2010 6:34 PM CST Telephone Repair
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
HJFinAZ: Sounds like a lot of people I know, pissing & moaning...


i resemble that remark





sometimes



we are not saints

not even yougrin

we just all have different bad habitshug
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Jul 5, 2010 7:43 PM CST Telephone Repair
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
mindfful: i resemble that remarksometimes
we are not saints

not even you

we just all have different bad habits


I like my bad habits....grin

Remember, progress not perfection..dancing
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Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM CST Telephone Repair
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
As a matter of fact, I think I will go our for a while and practice one of my bad habits..uh oh
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Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM CST Telephone Repair
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
HJFinAZ: I like my bad habits....

Remember, progress not perfection..
thats all i was saying
dont try to act like you were saying it!!

it was me me MEEEEEdevil

im the smart one youre the pretty one got it?uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 5, 2010 11:27 PM CST Telephone Repair
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
mindfful: thats all i was saying
dont try to act like you were saying it!!

it was me me MEEEEE

im the smart one youre the pretty one got it?


Pretty crazy...........grin
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Jul 6, 2010 2:23 AM CST Telephone Repair
.........................half measures avail us nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!professor
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Jul 6, 2010 8:28 AM CST Telephone Repair
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
I've tried the pissing and moaning a few times mumbling Got me nothing but a laugh from other person laugh coffee
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