what do women really want (198)
scottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 PostsI'll be the chocolate bouncer....no one gets near it but me 
taff1: ok well you'll be laughing then hun.
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why don't he just ask her what she wants 
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taff1: Do you eat chocolate at weddings too?
you can but I prefer the wedding meal...meat an two veg
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scottyburd: I'll be the chocolate bouncer....no one gets near it but me
your too much of a hottie for that ..M..you`d melt
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boomboom_uk: you can but I prefer the wedding meal...meat an two veg
I'm in, when do we eat??
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taff1: I'm in, when do we eat??
its an all day buffet..eat as much as you like...
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boomboom_uk: your too much of a hottie for that ..M..you`d melt
Och M..you have noticed my soft centre
what a lovely thing to say....thank you...
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boomboom_uk: its an all day buffet..eat as much as you like...
Now you're teasing me badly hun. No fair, no fair!!
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tomcatwarne: Or do women really know what they want?
Womens heads are just full of Knitting and Kittens ..
As a man i know these things
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jonnt: Womens heads are just full of Knitting and Kittens ..
As a man i know these things
As a man i know these things
Wow - didn`t know you live in an elderhome
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u2Kitty: Wow - didn`t know you live in an elderhome
O yes
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tomcatwarne: Or do women really know what they want?
Romance novels and chocolate.
Ohhh, and a man to make decisions for them.
It's easy to miss sarcasm in print, that bit
had enough to make the hair on your arms stand up.
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u2Kitty: Wow - didn`t know you live in an elderhome
My Proof
So its finalised ,,i rest my case
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RillyNiceGuy: My uncle dated a woman. They went to bed and she spread her legs and asked him if he knew what she wanted. he did not reply. Then she spread her legs even wider and asked again if he knew what she wanted.....he did not reply. Then she spread her legs a wide as possible and ask him again if he had any idea what she wanted. He looked her in the eyes and said,"Yup! you want the who damn bed!"
LOL I needed a good laugh today!
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That's a good one! Ill bet you got dozens of responses that included the word "someone" someone is aiken to the word "someday" they are both terms to free the user from ever having tried and failed at what goal they wish they would have achieved. Someday when I'm rich. Someday when I've got more time. Someone who'll treat me the way I deserve to be treated,somebody who isn't afraid to commit.
All are representative of a devalued past a group of dissected past mistakes to invent an imaginary patchwork future that doesn't exist. THE perfect man or woman may not be out there the one you've invented definitely isn't. however YOUR perfect one IS meaning 80 percent of more than you ever thought possible IS real just don't trip over the 20 percent of imperfection your next love WILl have. Oh yeah in answer to the question no they don't know either so god help us all. Heh some people actually believe I know what I'm talkin about sounded good didn't it? Lol
All are representative of a devalued past a group of dissected past mistakes to invent an imaginary patchwork future that doesn't exist. THE perfect man or woman may not be out there the one you've invented definitely isn't. however YOUR perfect one IS meaning 80 percent of more than you ever thought possible IS real just don't trip over the 20 percent of imperfection your next love WILl have. Oh yeah in answer to the question no they don't know either so god help us all. Heh some people actually believe I know what I'm talkin about sounded good didn't it? Lol
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MetalMilitia: at the risk of sounding repetitive........ COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL !!!!!!
no, not exactlyWORLD DOMINATION
will do nicely
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Wow_Factor: In some aspects women do know what they want and in some they don't. Sometimes they need a gentle nudge in the right direction.
Or, a poke from behind ....
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jvaski: Or, a poke from behind ....
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tomcatwarne: Or do women really know what they want?
Sure they do, they want the
Best divorce lawyer
Total Control
The House
The Money
The Car
The blood that courses through a man's veins
The air that he breathes
Where ahve you people been all these years
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HexagonKeySet: Sure they do, they want the
Best divorce lawyer
Total Control
The House
The Money
The Car
The blood that courses through a man's veins
The air that he breathes
Where ahve you people been all these years
Best divorce lawyer
Total Control
The House
The Money
The Car
The blood that courses through a man's veins
The air that he breathes
Where ahve you people been all these years
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