Blackeyes (10)
UpYourViva: A young man turned up for work one morning and had two blackeyes.
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
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Very witty
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UpYourViva: A young man turned up for work one morning and had two blackeyes.
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
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UpYourViva: A young man turned up for work one morning and had two blackeyes.
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
The big question if a man pulled your dress out of your knickers would you thank him or punch him?.............
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UpYourViva: A young man turned up for work one morning and had two blackeyes.
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".
at least he didn`t come up with " My father was a panda"
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Boban1: at least he didn`t come up with " My father was a panda"
Well if she had Bamboo sticking out of her knickers he could have........
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His boss looked at him and asked with concern, "What the hell happened to you"?
"Well" said the young man, "while I was in church on sunday, I was sitting behind this lady and when we got up to sing I noticed her dress was stuck inside her knickers, so being a gentleman I pulled it out for her".
"At this point she turned around and punched me in the right eye".
"Well how did you get the other one"? asked his boss.
"Well" replied the young man, "I figured she didn't want it pulled out so I pushed it back in again".