Don´t sit next to me! (17)
Place your shopping bag, neatly, across the seat next to you. 
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JAN_is: Ideas for ensuring nobody sits next you on the bus or train?
How about.....Wake me up if I drool on your jacket.
How about.....Wake me up if I drool on your jacket.
bahahahaha thats too funny!
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FlowersPetal: Place your shopping bag, neatly, across the seat next to you.
Eat a cheese and onion, or egg sandwich.
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Wear a burka and carry a rucksack!
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Godsgift: Wear a burka and carry a rucksack!
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fart
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Well when James Stewart died I inherited Harvey.....And who is gonna tell a six fot white rabbit to move 
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I once wore a beard and nobody would sit next to me.
Jac xxx
Jac xxx
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JAN_is: Ideas for ensuring nobody sits next you on the bus or train?
How about.....Wake me up if I drool on your jacket.
How about:(while scratching self a bit-) "Can you tap my shoulder when we get near the Microscopic Parasite Walk-In clinic?"How about.....Wake me up if I drool on your jacket.
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JAN_is: Ideas for ensuring nobody sits next you on the bus or train?
How about.....Wake me up if I drool on your jacket.
How about.....Wake me up if I drool on your jacket.
Well, there's drooling and then there's ddrrooolling..
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Put fresh chewing gum in the middle of the seat, and then be nice and helpful enough to point the problem out to anyone, who wants to sit down there...
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Yash124g: Well, there's drooling and then there's ddrrooolling..
like some ppl around the corner??
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lol...like this one...
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i,d pull out my johnn thomas.ues it as a metrofone..tick...tock...tick...tock...tick ....tock.
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Think I will stay shopping at Fred Meyer
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I actually came across a guy who kept having some kind of tick on the subway. and he would say some random word at the same time. I seen him smiling a little and decided to ask him about it. He said it was just some silly thing he does to get more seat space. Was pretty effective!!!
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How about.....Wake me up if I drool on your jacket.