Toilet humour. ( Archived) (19)

Dec 16, 2010 5:16 PM CST Toilet humour.
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
Actually it´s not humourous at all imo.

I teach every day in an International, well known furniture and home decoration company. In the stores there are mini display rooms set up and designed to give customers a good idea of how their living room, kitchen etc would look if they purchased the goods.

Yesterday a customer decided he/she couldn´t walk the few steps to the public toilets directly in front of the store bathroom display and actually used the display toilet!!! Not just for a pee either! And, the toilet seat had been stuck dowm so whoever did it must have spent a minute or two prising the lid up.

Apparently this has happened a few times before. What kind of person would do that I ask myself? dunno
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Dec 16, 2010 5:22 PM CST Toilet humour.
TDRenewed
TDRenewedTDRenewedBelfast/Dublin, Antrim Ireland3 Threads 212 Posts
That is disgustingwow It beggars belief what some folks do for kicks..have a look on youtube..it's probally on thereroll eyes
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Dec 16, 2010 5:29 PM CST Toilet humour.
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
TDRenewed: That is disgusting It beggars belief what some folks do for kicks..have a look on youtube..it's probally on there


Disgusting it certainly is! I felt sorry for the poor cleaner who had to clean it up particularly given the fact that there is no plumbing used in the kitchen and bathroom displays.
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Dec 16, 2010 5:43 PM CST Toilet humour.
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 Posts
JAN_is: I haven´t seen the movie but I´ll take your word for it.
They staple (yes, real steel staples!) roofing tar squares to their own bare butts, they ride bicycles through the city naked, they do a lot of junk-grabbing of each other (all men, they seem hung up on their and their friends' junk--kinda curious). I watched them for a bit, too goofy for me.
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Dec 16, 2010 5:47 PM CST Toilet humour.
RWWizard
RWWizardRWWizardWaxahachie, Texas USA14 Threads 380 Posts
Do the bathroom displays have toilet paper???? I don't even want to know what he wiped on. rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 16, 2010 5:49 PM CST Toilet humour.
JSuburbia
JSuburbiaJSuburbiaOrbisonia, Pennsylvania USA17 Threads 2,518 Posts
JAN_is: Rohaan what kind of books do you read for goodness sake!

I think it´s just another demonstration of ugly and selfish human behaviour with no psychological excuses.
Felices fiestas a ti mi amigo.
thumbs up
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Dec 16, 2010 5:50 PM CST Toilet humour.
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 Posts
JAN_is: Rohaan what kind of books do you read for goodness sake!

I think it´s just another demonstration of ugly and selfish human behaviour with no psychological excuses.

Felices fiestas a ti mi amigo.
SYBILL was written in the 1970's. It's a true story about multiple personalities, especially regarding a patient in NYC the book calls "Sybill." A movie with Sally Field followed. (I do agree about the not making psych. excuses. Far too much of this. Besides, it puts the real crazies between a rock and a hard place...yeah i know, not funny...) see you later alligator!hug
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Dec 16, 2010 5:50 PM CST Toilet humour.
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 Posts
RWWizard: Do the bathroom displays have toilet paper???? I don't even want to know what he wiped on.
Why, the towel display, silly!
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Dec 16, 2010 5:51 PM CST Toilet humour.
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
RWWizard: Do the bathroom displays have toilet paper???? I don't even want to know what he wiped on.


No they don´t, which makes it even more gross. sad
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Dec 16, 2010 5:54 PM CST Toilet humour.
RWWizard
RWWizardRWWizardWaxahachie, Texas USA14 Threads 380 Posts
Did they "cut" the price? rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 16, 2010 5:57 PM CST Toilet humour.
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 Posts
RWWizard: Did they "cut" the price?
Absolutely. AND, they took the car dealerships' advice and advertised it as "previously owned" (because "used" sounds so rudimentary, you know)professor





ps. I love you guys! you keep me in stitches!
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Dec 16, 2010 6:00 PM CST Toilet humour.
RWWizard
RWWizardRWWizardWaxahachie, Texas USA14 Threads 380 Posts
rohaan: Absolutely. AND, they took the car dealerships' advice and advertised it as "previously owned" (because "used" sounds so rudimentary, you know) ps. I love you guys! you keep me in stitches!


Hope the store provided some air freshener (or at least some matches). dunno
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Dec 16, 2010 6:02 PM CST Toilet humour.
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
rohaan: Absolutely. AND, they took the car dealerships' advice and advertised it as "previously owned" (because "used" sounds so rudimentary, you know) ps. I love you guys! you keep me in stitches!


rolling on the floor laughing Imagine if you were the next customer keen to see this beautiful bathroom display before the staff had noticed the "used" toilet? barf
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Dec 16, 2010 6:02 PM CST Toilet humour.
Yash124g
Yash124gYash124gEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK9 Threads 1 Polls 1,237 Posts
Pretty bad to hear about Jan, though I did have to deal with one at a former workplace:
pointing the Scott Monument, (Sir Walter Scott) mumbling

Am pretty sure it was students as they left pretty quickly and came in quite early while it was quiet.. if the camera had been working we would have caught them!! very mad

Touch of snow here today, but very, very cold.. cold christmas cool
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Dec 16, 2010 6:07 PM CST Toilet humour.
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 Posts
JAN_is: Imagine if you were the next customer keen to see this beautiful bathroom display before the staff had noticed the "used" toilet?
So not groovy. (but I would have had to stifle a laugh. Too precious. Well, I'm outa here--Joyeux Noel.
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Dec 16, 2010 6:44 PM CST Toilet humour.
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
JAN_is: Imagine if you were the next customer keen to see this beautiful bathroom display before the staff had noticed the "used" toilet?


Well at least they didn't do it in the hand basin.uh oh


laugh
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Dec 16, 2010 7:41 PM CST Toilet humour.
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
RWWizard: Did they "cut" the price?


irish... discounted, oooh yeh for sure, they took a turd off.... good luck thumbs up

laugh
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Dec 16, 2010 8:00 PM CST Toilet humour.
scoutmaster
scoutmasterscoutmasterGranite falls, Washington USA29 Threads 6 Polls 1,100 Posts
RDM59: ... the last one is a doozy

The drunk goes into the confessional box. There is silence for a while until the priest knocks on the panel.

"No use knocking mate" .... says the drunk,

"there is no paper in this one either"


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

My mom likes to keep some reading material on the back of the toilet, being a good Church going lady her book of choice is none other than the Gospel of John..
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Dec 31, 2010 6:18 AM CST Toilet humour.
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
JAN_is: Actually it´s not humourous at all imo.

I teach every day in an International, well known furniture and home decoration company. In the stores there are mini display rooms set up and designed to give customers a good idea of how their living room, kitchen etc would look if they purchased the goods.

Yesterday a customer decided he/she couldn´t walk the few steps to the public toilets directly in front of the store bathroom display and actually used the display toilet!!! Not just for a pee either! And, the toilet seat had been stuck dowm so whoever did it must have spent a minute or two prising the lid up.

Apparently this has happened a few times before. What kind of person would do that I ask myself?
now thats a crapper lol.
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