Normal guys (60)
starcrossfishperth, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 711 Postswho's statement are you refering too?
CarsaHaich: Cant really fault the statement. Well done
serene56: Thanks blonde
Should have posted this in Jokes & Humour, so that the weeally sensitives ones didn't take it so much to heart
Should have posted this in Jokes & Humour, so that the weeally sensitives ones didn't take it so much to heart
Thanks for the advise. Next time a man offends you or another of the pack in the forums I'll cut and paste your advise. "It was all just a joke."
Well. gotta go an practice how to be the perfect man. You know, as ordered, A Nobel Prize winner, with humility but confidence blah blah blah.
serene56: Fark me
Not even just to get myself off. But all the same, thanks for the offer.
Darkhorseman: Thanks for the advise. Next time a man offends you or another of the pack in the forums I'll cut and paste your advise. "It was all just a joke."
Well. gotta go an practice how to be the perfect man. You know, as ordered, A Nobel Prize winner, with humility but confidence blah blah blah.
Not even just to get myself off. But all the same, thanks for the offer.
Well. gotta go an practice how to be the perfect man. You know, as ordered, A Nobel Prize winner, with humility but confidence blah blah blah.
Not even just to get myself off. But all the same, thanks for the offer.
I think someone has a bee in their bonnet about women 
Blizzard14u: Yep,
sticks and stones will break you bones
But whips and chains excite me!
So just how adventurous are you?
sticks and stones will break you bones
But whips and chains excite me!
So just how adventurous are you?
well I don't like sticks and stones I know that much
I am putting forward my Thesis on "FEMALE - male Rules" ... This may or may not win me a Nobel Prize but as I am absolutely desperate to be liked by the pack at least it shows I'm trying.
Rules for FEMALES -
1. I can and will be offended by any and all opinions or statements ... or just the breathing in and out ... of any male except my sons who are angels and not to be questioned.
For instance; if you support me with the statement, "I agree, but Blah blah blah ... "
I, the FEMALE reserve the right to reply, "I am totally offended by your reference to my Butt ("but" with one b was obviously a typographical error caused by your Neanderthal fingers.)
Advise for prospective suitors - Just say, "Yes Dear. As always you are right."
2. Any deviation from the affore mentioned "Yes Dear" will force me to bring out the Femo-Police. The horrors that they will inflict upon you are too graphic to be described in open forum. You will pray for death.
3. We FEMALES do not need to argue or trade that sticky thing called logic. It just makes our heads hurt.
Rules for mere males -
1. Shut up and agree (with a nod and odoring look) with everything we say.
Now that I have prepared the Thesis and posted it I'm off to blunt down a knife as required by the unserene Serene. Let me know where to mail it.
Rules for FEMALES -
1. I can and will be offended by any and all opinions or statements ... or just the breathing in and out ... of any male except my sons who are angels and not to be questioned.
For instance; if you support me with the statement, "I agree, but Blah blah blah ... "
I, the FEMALE reserve the right to reply, "I am totally offended by your reference to my Butt ("but" with one b was obviously a typographical error caused by your Neanderthal fingers.)
Advise for prospective suitors - Just say, "Yes Dear. As always you are right."
2. Any deviation from the affore mentioned "Yes Dear" will force me to bring out the Femo-Police. The horrors that they will inflict upon you are too graphic to be described in open forum. You will pray for death.
3. We FEMALES do not need to argue or trade that sticky thing called logic. It just makes our heads hurt.
Rules for mere males -
1. Shut up and agree (with a nod and odoring look) with everything we say.
Now that I have prepared the Thesis and posted it I'm off to blunt down a knife as required by the unserene Serene. Let me know where to mail it.
Darkhorseman: I am putting forward my Thesis on "FEMALE - male Rules" ... This may or may not win me a Nobel Prize but as I am absolutely desperate to be liked by the pack at least it shows I'm trying.
Rules for FEMALES -
1. I can and will be offended by any and all opinions or statements ... or just the breathing in and out ... of any male except my sons who are angels and not to be questioned.
For instance; if you support me with the statement, "I agree, but Blah blah blah ... "
I, the FEMALE reserve the right to reply, "I am totally offended by your reference to my Butt ("but" with one b was obviously a typographical error caused by your Neanderthal fingers.)
Advise for prospective suitors - Just say, "Yes Dear. As always you are right."
2. Any deviation from the affore mentioned "Yes Dear" will force me to bring out the Femo-Police. The horrors that they will inflict upon you are too graphic to be described in open forum. You will pray for death.
3. We FEMALES do not need to argue or trade that sticky thing called logic. It just makes our heads hurt.Rules for mere males -
1. Shut up and agree (with a nod and odoring look) with everything we say.Now that I have prepared the Thesis and posted it I'm off to blunt down a knife as required by the unserene Serene. Let me know where to mail it.
Rules for FEMALES -
1. I can and will be offended by any and all opinions or statements ... or just the breathing in and out ... of any male except my sons who are angels and not to be questioned.
For instance; if you support me with the statement, "I agree, but Blah blah blah ... "
I, the FEMALE reserve the right to reply, "I am totally offended by your reference to my Butt ("but" with one b was obviously a typographical error caused by your Neanderthal fingers.)
Advise for prospective suitors - Just say, "Yes Dear. As always you are right."
2. Any deviation from the affore mentioned "Yes Dear" will force me to bring out the Femo-Police. The horrors that they will inflict upon you are too graphic to be described in open forum. You will pray for death.
3. We FEMALES do not need to argue or trade that sticky thing called logic. It just makes our heads hurt.Rules for mere males -
1. Shut up and agree (with a nod and odoring look) with everything we say.Now that I have prepared the Thesis and posted it I'm off to blunt down a knife as required by the unserene Serene. Let me know where to mail it.
yeah yeah.. forget all that.. I just wanna know...
are you perfect yet???
blondeozichick: yeah yeah.. forget all that.. I just wanna know...
are you perfect yet???
are you perfect yet???
Oh sorry girls, I've been away enjoying the music posts ...
Um ... Dontgivacrapsville ... unSerene ... but you keep coming back for more! Perhaps you are not really seeking a "normal guy" ... just an arguement. Increased levels of testostrone (you know with your age and everything) will do that.
Blonde Whatever ... As I am not in contention, the question is, "Are YOU perfect yet?" My male perfection is irrelivant.
So ... are your emotions flowing? It's probably like flashing. The thrill is gained by the indignity on the faces (posts) of the flashee(s).
Well, gotta get back to work.
See ya some other week ... or month ... or something.
Darkhorseman: I am putting forward my Thesis on "FEMALE - male Rules" ... This may or may not win me a Nobel Prize but as I am absolutely desperate to be liked by the pack at least it shows I'm trying.
Rules for FEMALES -
1. I can and will be offended by any and all opinions or statements ... or just the breathing in and out ... of any male except my sons who are angels and not to be questioned.
For instance; if you support me with the statement, "I agree, but Blah blah blah ... "
I, the FEMALE reserve the right to reply, "I am totally offended by your reference to my Butt ("but" with one b was obviously a typographical error caused by your Neanderthal fingers.)
Advise for prospective suitors - Just say, "Yes Dear. As always you are right."
2. Any deviation from the affore mentioned "Yes Dear" will force me to bring out the Femo-Police. The horrors that they will inflict upon you are too graphic to be described in open forum. You will pray for death.
3. We FEMALES do not need to argue or trade that sticky thing called logic. It just makes our heads hurt.Rules for mere males -
1. Shut up and agree (with a nod and odoring look) with everything we say.Now that I have prepared the Thesis and posted it I'm off to blunt down a knife as required by the unserene Serene. Let me know where to mail it.
Rules for FEMALES -
1. I can and will be offended by any and all opinions or statements ... or just the breathing in and out ... of any male except my sons who are angels and not to be questioned.
For instance; if you support me with the statement, "I agree, but Blah blah blah ... "
I, the FEMALE reserve the right to reply, "I am totally offended by your reference to my Butt ("but" with one b was obviously a typographical error caused by your Neanderthal fingers.)
Advise for prospective suitors - Just say, "Yes Dear. As always you are right."
2. Any deviation from the affore mentioned "Yes Dear" will force me to bring out the Femo-Police. The horrors that they will inflict upon you are too graphic to be described in open forum. You will pray for death.
3. We FEMALES do not need to argue or trade that sticky thing called logic. It just makes our heads hurt.Rules for mere males -
1. Shut up and agree (with a nod and odoring look) with everything we say.Now that I have prepared the Thesis and posted it I'm off to blunt down a knife as required by the unserene Serene. Let me know where to mail it.
sheesh, I am beginning to wonder if I am female as none of that applies to me!!!
and not sure if the odoring look is such a good thing.. but then that would depend on how you generated the scent....
Darkhorseman: Oh sorry girls, I've been away enjoying the music posts ...
Um ... Dontgivacrapsville ... unSerene ... but you keep coming back for more! Perhaps you are not really seeking a "normal guy" ... just an arguement. Increased levels of testostrone (you know with your age and everything) will do that.
Blonde Whatever ... As I am not in contention, the question is, "Are YOU perfect yet?" My male perfection is irrelivant.
So ... are your emotions flowing? It's probably like flashing. The thrill is gained by the indignity on the faces (posts) of the flashee(s).
Well, gotta get back to work.
See ya some other week ... or month ... or something.
Um ... Dontgivacrapsville ... unSerene ... but you keep coming back for more! Perhaps you are not really seeking a "normal guy" ... just an arguement. Increased levels of testostrone (you know with your age and everything) will do that.
Blonde Whatever ... As I am not in contention, the question is, "Are YOU perfect yet?" My male perfection is irrelivant.
So ... are your emotions flowing? It's probably like flashing. The thrill is gained by the indignity on the faces (posts) of the flashee(s).
Well, gotta get back to work.
See ya some other week ... or month ... or something.
Don't rush
Special return appearance this time only .... Out of the mouths of babes ... and she is a BABE.
Darkhorseman: Special return appearance this time only .... Out of the mouths of babes ... and she is a BABE.
Typical, a BABE, and not available in my area.
Damn VEVO.
kidatheart: Typical, a BABE, and not available in my area. Damn VEVO.
Don't worry
It's probably Babe the movie ...
La la lahhhh
serene56: Don't worry
It's probably Babe the movie ...La la lahhhh
It's probably Babe the movie ...La la lahhhh
Oh, that's not the kind of pink I was hoping for.
kidatheart: Oh, that's not the kind of pink I was hoping for.
Lol, well it's not for everyone, no
Really what is normal, we all say i would like to have a normal life, what is a normal life, as there are always speed humps or some trauma a long the way, normal not sure if anything can always be normal
kidatheart: Typical, a BABE, and not available in my area. Damn VEVO.
try this link, different clip but same song
Vanessa Amorosi
Darkhorseman: Oh sorry girls, I've been away enjoying the music posts ...
Um ... Dontgivacrapsville ... unSerene ... but you keep coming back for more! Perhaps you are not really seeking a "normal guy" ... just an arguement. Increased levels of testostrone (you know with your age and everything) will do that.
Blonde Whatever ... As I am not in contention, the question is, "Are YOU perfect yet?" My male perfection is irrelivant.
So ... are your emotions flowing? It's probably like flashing. The thrill is gained by the indignity on the faces (posts) of the flashee(s).
Well, gotta get back to work.
See ya some other week ... or month ... or something.
Um ... Dontgivacrapsville ... unSerene ... but you keep coming back for more! Perhaps you are not really seeking a "normal guy" ... just an arguement. Increased levels of testostrone (you know with your age and everything) will do that.
Blonde Whatever ... As I am not in contention, the question is, "Are YOU perfect yet?" My male perfection is irrelivant.
So ... are your emotions flowing? It's probably like flashing. The thrill is gained by the indignity on the faces (posts) of the flashee(s).
Well, gotta get back to work.
See ya some other week ... or month ... or something.
errrr .. I was trying to lighten things up with my comment
so dont be so touchy horse Darkhorseman: Special return appearance this time only .... Out of the mouths of babes ... and she is a BABE.
love vanessa and love that song
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