Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia2,715 posts
ninamil: TODAY IS 21 MAY 2011 AND THE WORLD IS NOT OVER YET LETS WAIT 2012
Doh!! I spent 3 hrs in the Confessional Box pouring out my soul and asking for forgiveness for a lifetime of sins? Can't remember how many thousands of Hail Mary's I was supposed to say.
I am posting from my cell because I robbed a bank so that I could afford a few hours pleasure at madam Fifi's parlour with all of her girls in the belief that we would all be dead before the cops found me.
Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia2,715 posts
ColonelBogey: I am posting from my cell because I robbed a bank so that I could afford a few hours pleasure at madam Fifi's parlour with all of her girls in the belief that we would all be dead before the cops found me.
You should get off easy when you get to trial - "The Lord made me do it"
Boy! What a letdown. I wanted to see the 200million souls ascend into heaven. All I saw was an airplane fly by . I even waisted a bottel of 18 year old scotch ( actually I got waisted ). Just can't trust those bible thumpers for nothing ! . .
chococherrie: gosh i didnt even know it was sypposed to be the end of the world, i wouldve been very surprised
I would have been surprised that you where surprised at the surprise that the Lord had surprised you with such a surprise had it surprisingly happened. No surprise there then. I think?
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LETS WAIT 2012