POLICE (21)
patmac: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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patmac: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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patmac: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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patmac: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
Just recieved that same one 
I wonder at times if we have the same Source 
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Nuliiiiiii: Just recieved that same one I wonder at times if we have the same Source
united grid
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Nuliiiiiii: Just recieved that same one I wonder at times if we have the same Source
Nah, Nuliii, not unless you were in trade group 12 in the R A F .......I have 289 pages of jokes on that forum...Most unprintable...
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A man was pulled over by a cop for speeding, the cop approaches the driver.
Cop: "Sir do you realise you were speeding? you were doing 70 in a 30 zone, now, if you can give me a good reason as to why you were speeding then i'll let you off with no ticket"
Man:"Well....3 years ago my wife ran off with a cop, i thought you were trying to return her"
Cop: "Have a good evening sir.."
Cop: "Sir do you realise you were speeding? you were doing 70 in a 30 zone, now, if you can give me a good reason as to why you were speeding then i'll let you off with no ticket"
Man:"Well....3 years ago my wife ran off with a cop, i thought you were trying to return her"
Cop: "Have a good evening sir.."
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DjWabbet: A man was pulled over by a cop for speeding, the cop approaches the driver.
Cop: "Sir do you realise you were speeding? you were doing 70 in a 30 zone, now, if you can give me a good reason as to why you were speeding then i'll let you off with no ticket"
Man:"Well....3 years ago my wife ran off with a cop, i thought you were trying to return her"
Cop: "Have a good evening sir.."
Cop: "Sir do you realise you were speeding? you were doing 70 in a 30 zone, now, if you can give me a good reason as to why you were speeding then i'll let you off with no ticket"
Man:"Well....3 years ago my wife ran off with a cop, i thought you were trying to return her"
Cop: "Have a good evening sir.."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I’ve been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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RDM59: The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I’ve been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
So I’ve been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
I drew a gun. He drew a gun. I drew another gun. Soon we were surrounded by lovely drawings of guns.
Great Chic Murray
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My wife went missing 2 weeks ago and the police have now told me to expect the worst.
So have to go to the charity shop in the morning to get all her clothes back.
So have to go to the charity shop in the morning to get all her clothes back.
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TallPete: My wife went missing 2 weeks ago and the police have now told me to expect the worst.
So have to go to the charity shop in the morning to get all her clothes back.
So have to go to the charity shop in the morning to get all her clothes back.
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RDM59: .... joke of the day .......
Mind you she was the one who said....
"You wan' sucky sucky? Me love you long time! Only ten dollar.
I knew I shouldn't have allowed my mail order bride to write her own vows.
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Aswina: I drew a gun. He drew a gun. I drew another gun. Soon we were surrounded by lovely drawings of guns.
Great Chic Murray
Great Chic Murray
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patmac: Mind you she was the one who said....
"You wan' sucky sucky? Me love you long time! Only ten dollar.
I knew I shouldn't have allowed my mail order bride to write her own vows.
"You wan' sucky sucky? Me love you long time! Only ten dollar.
I knew I shouldn't have allowed my mail order bride to write her own vows.
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TallPete: My wife went missing 2 weeks ago and the police have now told me to expect the worst.
So have to go to the charity shop in the morning to get all her clothes back.
So have to go to the charity shop in the morning to get all her clothes back.
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First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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patmac: Yep it is a sad day when the wife has a bigger Cup size in the Jockstrap than you.
or the trouser bulge moves from front to back..
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They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."