Find a public place and squat pretending you're a chicken thats about to lay an abnormally large egg complete with sound effects and facial expressions... its hilarious!!!
DjWabbet: Find a public place and squat pretending you're a chicken thats about to lay an abnormally large egg complete with sound effects and facial expressions... its hilarious!!!
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Go to McDonalds and pretend you can't speak English.
Carve you and your girl/boyfriends initials in a marshmallow.
Play with anything that looks interesting.
See if your goldfish can live in beer rather than water.
Write a book about your previous life.
Drink as much prune juice as you can.
Give an enemy a chocolate candy bar(ex-lax).
Be in the wrong place at the right time.
Seduce your stick shift.
Calmly have a nervous break down.
Run around in squares.
Change your mind.