Please ladies, I don't wanna leave! ( Archived) (18)

Aug 8, 2011 8:24 PM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
I don't want to leave so please grant me a reprieve
I am just here cruising along while searching for Eve

I really love and adore women and I want you to believe
I am just afraid of getting one that resembles Steve

Women, please say "yeah" if you are still in grief
And I will reluctantly take an undocumented absence of leave

Superman was Clark Kent but his real name was Reeves
I am a victim of scammers that were creating mischief

Now, I need a lovely single lady whether great or least
If she is Beauty then I will be her Beast!
professor
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Aug 8, 2011 8:31 PM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
montecito
montecitomontecitoLovely, New Jersey USA96 Threads 2 Polls 5,086 Posts
potarick: I don't want to leave so please grant me a reprieve
I am just here cruising along while searching for Eve

I really love and adore women and I want you to believe
I am just afraid of getting one that resembles Steve

Women, please say "yeah" if you are still in grief
And I will reluctantly take an undocumented absence of leave

Superman was Clark Kent but his real name was Reeves
I am a victim of scammers that were creating mischief

Now, I need a lovely single lady whether great or least
If she is Beauty then I will be her Beast!


We all get the scammer email. For the record, it's not a scammer unless they ask you for money. The emails you get where they give you their email address is just to get their foot in your door. As long as you don't respond, you have nothing to fear. You are a man of words. You should be able to decipher the words of a woman who really wants to get to know you and those of someone who is a con artist.

Play it safe and send your own email out to those you are interested in. Just be prepared that a nice woman will eventually ask you for a picture. You need to be prepared for that otherwise she will think you are a con artist.

Stick around and have fun........and behave yourself...bouquet
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Aug 8, 2011 8:32 PM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
freesparrow
freesparrowfreesparrowHarlingen, Texas USA10 Threads 1 Polls 1,162 Posts
potarick: I don't want to leave so please grant me a reprieve
I am just here cruising along while searching for Eve

I really love and adore women and I want you to believe
I am just afraid of getting one that resembles Steve

Women, please say "yeah" if you are still in grief
And I will reluctantly take an undocumented absence of leave

Superman was Clark Kent but his real name was Reeves
I am a victim of scammers that were creating mischief

Now, I need a lovely single lady whether great or least
If she is Beauty then I will be her Beast!

Ahhhh, Potarick, you DO know how to be nice. Maybe if you post a picture, they might let you stay.
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Aug 8, 2011 8:37 PM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
In response to: I don't want to leave so please grant me a reprieve
I am just here cruising along while searching for Eve

I really love and adore women and I want you to believe
I am just afraid of getting one that resembles Steve

Women, please say "yeah" if you are still in grief
And I will reluctantly take an undocumented absence of leave

Superman was Clark Kent but his real name was Reeves
I am a victim of scammers that were creating mischief

Now, I need a lovely single lady whether great or least
If she is Beauty then I will be her Beast!




Is someone chasing you away?
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Aug 9, 2011 1:06 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
Each time I read your notes I burst out in a sweat
And it has nothing to do with the singleman's meal I ate

You seem to have not yet gotten caught in a fisherman's net
So you shall remain a freesparrow until you and my birdcage have met!
professor

freesparrow: Ahhhh, Potarick, you DO know how to be nice. Maybe if you post a picture, they might let you stay.
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Aug 9, 2011 4:10 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
potarick: Each time I read your notes I burst out in a sweat
And it has nothing to do with the singleman's meal I ate

You seem to have not yet gotten caught in a fisherman's net
So you shall remain a freesparrow until you and my birdcage have met!


try sending flowers to break the ice, and comment on her profile without being cheesey or mushy............comfort
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Aug 9, 2011 7:40 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
If a fair maiden is your object of desire,
then to greater realms you must aspire.

Your Lady seeks honor, tenderness and respect,
a suitor worthy of her trust, not a man of suspect.

The female species are not so easily deceived,
we observe, we ponder, your posts we actually read.

To say that your presence requires the price of a ticket,
any woman with intelligence, will tell you to "stick it".

Fair Maiden is your prize, your quest for the Holy Grail,
unless you exalt her, your journey will end in Fail.

Prose of beauty, character, and charm,
will gain you respect, and a bit less harm.

Words like "Ho" will not attract your Maiden,
such words would not be spoken by her one true Gentleman.

If even in jest, the laws of Nature here do apply,
Give what you wish to receive, then love will multiply....
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Aug 9, 2011 7:45 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
whowhatwherewhen
whowhatwherewhenwhowhatwherewhentoowoomba, Queensland Australia15 Threads 1,404 Posts
Kaybee50: If a fair maiden is your object of desire,
then to greater realms you must aspire.

Your Lady seeks honor, tenderness and respect,
a suitor worthy of her trust, not a man of suspect.

The female species are not so easily deceived,
we observe, we ponder, your posts we actually read.

To say that your presence requires the price of a ticket,
any woman with intelligence, will tell you to "stick it".

Fair Maiden is your prize, your quest for the Holy Grail,
unless you exalt her, your journey will end in Fail.

Prose of beauty, character, and charm,
will gain you respect, and a bit less harm.

Words like "Ho" will not attract your Maiden,
such words would not be spoken by her one true Gentleman.

If even in jest, the laws of Nature here do apply,
Give what you wish to receive, then love will multiply....


Awwww Kaybee. That was lovely.
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Aug 9, 2011 7:50 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
Kaybee50: If a fair maiden is your object of desire,
then to greater realms you must aspire.

Your Lady seeks honor, tenderness and respect,
a suitor worthy of her trust, not a man of suspect.

The female species are not so easily deceived,
we observe, we ponder, your posts we actually read.

To say that your presence requires the price of a ticket,
any woman with intelligence, will tell you to "stick it".

Fair Maiden is your prize, your quest for the Holy Grail,
unless you exalt her, your journey will end in Fail.

Prose of beauty, character, and charm,
will gain you respect, and a bit less harm.

Words like "Ho" will not attract your Maiden,
such words would not be spoken by her one true Gentleman.

If even in jest, the laws of Nature here do apply,
Give what you wish to receive, then love will multiply....
morning .....Kay.....how witty.and nice.....fancy a nibble....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh dunno
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Aug 9, 2011 7:55 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
I shall not quibble,
over a bit of nibble! professor

teddybear
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Aug 9, 2011 7:57 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
whowhatwherewhen: Awwww Kaybee. That was lovely.
Thank you kindly. flower
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Aug 9, 2011 8:00 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
grizzwald
grizzwaldgrizzwaldalexandra bay, New York USA12 Threads 1,151 Posts
potarick: I don't want to leave so please grant me a reprieve
I am just here cruising along while searching for Eve

I really love and adore women and I want you to believe
I am just afraid of getting one that resembles Steve

Women, please say "yeah" if you are still in grief
And I will reluctantly take an undocumented absence of leave

Superman was Clark Kent but his real name was Reeves
I am a victim of scammers that were creating mischief

Now, I need a lovely single lady whether great or least
If she is Beauty then I will be her Beast!
no need to leave professor


I have seen posts from well liked and repected poster that is 30 times worst than your poem...


you taking a 5 page bashing for a poem that was not even about the REAL ladies of CS ....but about the REAL SCAMMERS of CS....


only shows that people like to jump on a band wagon ....want to be with the "IN" crowd ... as well as reading WHAT they want a post to say, rather then reading it and seeing exactly what it is you were saying...


however I find your poems rather confusing ....maybe you should stop once and awhile and just post how you feel so it is not a crypted message....
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Aug 9, 2011 8:18 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
Please Mister Custer,I don't wanna go........!laugh
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Aug 9, 2011 8:31 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
Kaybee50: I shall not quibble,
over a bit of nibble!
then lets not .dilly/dally.....lets get pal,y...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh yay yay teddybear
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Aug 9, 2011 8:32 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
Dagosto
DagostoDagostoKnoxville, Tennessee USA74 Threads 15 Polls 3,076 Posts
I suggest you ditch the crappy poetry and just talk with folks. The consensus seems to be that your verses are confusing at best and, at worst, suck.

I also suggest you post some pics of yourself if you wish to have converse with the ladies here. Quite naturally, they like to see whom they are talking to.

I further suggest that you stop publicly accusing all women of only wanting your money. Most every thread you have launched has boiled down to that in some fashion. I know I am not the first to make this observation. Think about it: you want a woman who does NOT only want your money, yes? So, is accusing ALL of them of being golddiggers a great way to meet the that ONE who isn't?

wine
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Aug 9, 2011 8:35 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
Conrad73: Please Mister Custer,I don't wanna go........!
the ride ,will do you good...son...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 9, 2011 8:46 AM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
trueheart1941: the ride ,will do you good...son...
might get kind of prickly!laugh
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Aug 10, 2011 4:43 PM CST Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!
cherrybrandy
cherrybrandycherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
please Potarick,stay!rose in teeth
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