Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club (202)

Dec 5, 2011 7:25 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
bestbefore: Am I the only "hand "around here doing any work. You wenches had better start pulling your fishnets up.


Sorry Mum moping I admit I have been slacking off a wee bit lately. Where are my services needed the most? You name it. I'll put my best foot foward, consider it done peace
Dec 5, 2011 7:30 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: Will have to dock your wages

Will figure out by how much depending on how well you finish
the job off

The best whiskey is my tipple not for the punters


Dock my wages mumbling

Listen, by the time I've finished the job, you'll be giving more than one raise devil grin
Dec 6, 2011 3:25 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
xxLilyxx: Sorry Mum I admit I have been slacking off a wee bit lately. Where are my services needed the most? You name it. I'll put my best foot foward, consider it done



May I suggest Mickey's backside,he needs a wakeup call about how to run a successful club.rolling on the floor laughing

Any business needs a good Captain to ensure a working relationship with it's crew. Unfortunately he has different concepts about relationships and hands on.rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 6, 2011 3:28 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
The13thWarrior
The13thWarriorThe13thWarriorMelksham, Wiltshire, England UK15 Threads 1,707 Posts
bestbefore: May I suggest Mickey's backside,he needs a wakeup call about how to run a successful club.

Any business needs a good Captain to ensure a working relationship with it's crew. Unfortunately he has different concepts about relationships and hands on.


Mmmm.. I like the sound of the 'hands on' part..
Let me take my rubber gloves off! grin
Morning BB bouquet
Dec 6, 2011 3:31 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
The13thWarrior: Mmmm.. I like the sound of the 'hands on' part..
Let me take my rubber gloves off!
Morning BB


Hi there 13th.hug

That Mickey sure does need taking in hand,keep the gloves on for him though.

Have a great day.wave
Dec 6, 2011 2:26 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
The13thWarrior: Mmmm.. I like the sound of the 'hands on' part..
Let me take my rubber gloves off!
Morning BB


That made Mickey's day laugh



He's down in the cellar waiting for you with his nice pole for you ro polish.

You can send Lily and BB back up now grin
Dec 6, 2011 3:54 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
mickeyscouse: I have hired the club to them lot on NYE for a nice little earner

They are gonna tarmac the drive and install the new gates as part of the deal


Er, you think they'll leave after? If so, what state would they leave it in?
Dec 6, 2011 3:55 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
The13thWarrior
The13thWarriorThe13thWarriorMelksham, Wiltshire, England UK15 Threads 1,707 Posts
cynicalorange: That made Mickey's day
He's down in the cellar waiting for you with his nice pole for you ro polish.

You can send Lily and BB back up now


Yes.. I heard him mention the word 'Gymp' Though the rubber gloves are all i've seen and not a shred of vaseline in sight grin
There is however, a large trunk in the cellar that looks foreboding rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 6, 2011 3:57 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
The13thWarrior: Yes.. I heard him mention the word 'Gymp' Though the rubber gloves are all i've seen and not a shred of vaseline in sight
There is however, a large trunk in the cellar that looks foreboding


Remember, that £50 note, is glued to the floor, so don't bend over to pick it up!


The trunk isn't all that bad. You'll get used t it after a few days. Provided nobody forgets you're in there wow
Dec 6, 2011 4:04 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
The13thWarrior
The13thWarriorThe13thWarriorMelksham, Wiltshire, England UK15 Threads 1,707 Posts
cynicalorange: Remember, that £50 note, is glued to the floor, so don't bend over to pick it up!The trunk isn't all that bad. You'll get used t it after a few days. Provided nobody forgets you're in there


Gosh.. This is more fun than a Tarantino film set!
Got to get this bloody ball out of my mouth, though.
I'm gagging for a drink! laugh beer
Dec 6, 2011 4:13 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
The13thWarrior: Gosh.. This is more fun than a Tarantino film set!
Got to get this bloody ball out of my mouth, though.
I'm gagging for a drink!


Have some of the finest whiskey well whats left after the other
nights fiasco, for you on the house waiter
Dec 6, 2011 4:19 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
The13thWarrior
The13thWarriorThe13thWarriorMelksham, Wiltshire, England UK15 Threads 1,707 Posts
mickeyscouse: Have some of the finest whiskey well whats left after the other
nights fiasco, for you on the house


Thanks, Boss!
Boy i needed that.
Shame about the smell of paint, though.
Are those gypseys still working at this time of night?
Dec 6, 2011 4:33 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
bestbefore: Better make sure Mickey's pole is secure,that's our big draw to the club.


Best nail the pole down uh oh
Dec 6, 2011 4:40 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
mickeyscouse: Best nail the pole down


Got a big hammer and thumb tacks.

Now...



Where's the pole? grin
Dec 6, 2011 5:14 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
cynicalorange: Got a big hammer and thumb tacks.

Now...
Where's the pole?


Think they nicked it rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 7, 2011 4:52 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
The 24 hour licence has been granted yay

The club is open around the clock yay

Drinks on the house after I have had my fill drinking drink pouring buddies bartender waiter danceline drinking drinking drinking
Dec 7, 2011 6:55 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
mickeyscouse: The 24 hour licence has been granted

The club is open around the clock

Drinks on the house after I have had my fill




You in with the local magistrate Mickey ?

I hope you realise that you need to recruit more staff as those you have will be knackered working round the clock.sleep
Dec 7, 2011 8:27 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
bestbefore: You in with the local magistrate Mickey ?

I hope you realise that you need to recruit more staff as those you have will be knackered working round the clock.


I met the magistrate at the lodge, we are both masons wink

Im recruiting extra staff and Im looking forward to the interview process which will take place on the casting couch or down in the cellar devil
Dec 7, 2011 9:57 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
mickeyscouse: I met the magistrate at the lodge, we are both masons

Im recruiting extra staff and Im looking forward to the interview process which will take place on the casting couch or down in the cellar



Oh no,not the dreaded casting couch,cyn's only just got it repaired and cleaned up after the last influx of potential staff.doh

By the way where are these so called rookies,I've yet to see anyone other that Cyn, Zell,Lily and myself with 13th on the comic mike ,and leisure doing the DJing.confused
Dec 7, 2011 2:28 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
bestbefore: You in with the local magistrate Mickey ?

I hope you realise that you need to recruit more staff as those you have will be knackered working round the clock.


If there's no staff present, we could use an 'honour system' where people put whatever they think a drink is worth, into a jar behind the bar.
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