Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club (202)
xxLilyxx: HELP
The boss has me locked away in some hidden secret room in the club
All he gives me to survive on is dry bread, southern fried parrot and vodka
And he's making me do things for him. He keeps making me stroke his pole and massage oil into it. But It's so big, tennis elbows setting in
RESCUE ME PLEASE
BEFORE HE STARTS FORCE FEEDS ME HIS NUTS
The boss has me locked away in some hidden secret room in the club
All he gives me to survive on is dry bread, southern fried parrot and vodka
And he's making me do things for him. He keeps making me stroke his pole and massage oil into it. But It's so big, tennis elbows setting in
RESCUE ME PLEASE
BEFORE HE STARTS FORCE FEEDS ME HIS NUTS
Oh gosh Lily,I kept asking where you were!
We're on our way
From now on we only go down the cellar or in the stock room in two's.
Dirty filthy rotten swine
mickeyscouse: It is happy hour round the clock, welcome to the club have some drinks on the house
Hey Mickey. Only just noticed this one.. Thanks for being so hospitable. Just hand me that bottle of Glenmorangie, and i'll be quite content.
Haha.. Is there any truth in the rumour you're going to introduce 'Pole Dancing' for the female members?
The13thWarrior: Hey Mickey. Only just noticed this one.. Thanks for being so hospitable. Just hand me that bottle of Glenmorangie, and i'll be quite content.
Haha.. Is there any truth in the rumour you're going to introduce 'Pole Dancing' for the female members?
Haha.. Is there any truth in the rumour you're going to introduce 'Pole Dancing' for the female members?
You should have read the last thread before C.S. closure
Mickey has all the girls oiling his pole,checking his nuts,you name it.
He locked Lily in the cellar for days on end having his wicked way.
We need some male members to come in on a regular basis to see fair play,otherwise Mickey will be in his element with all the women.
The13thWarrior: Hey Mickey. Only just noticed this one.. Thanks for being so hospitable. Just hand me that bottle of Glenmorangie, and i'll be quite content.
Haha.. Is there any truth in the rumour you're going to introduce 'Pole Dancing' for the female members?
Haha.. Is there any truth in the rumour you're going to introduce 'Pole Dancing' for the female members?
You should have read the last thread before C.S. closure
Mickey has all the girls oiling his pole,checking his nuts,you name it.
He locked Lily in the cellar for days on end having his wicked way.
We need some male members to come in on a regular basis to see fair play,otherwise Mickey will be in his element with all the women.
bestbefore: You should have read the last thread before C.S. closure
Mickey has all the girls oiling his pole,checking his nuts,you name it.
He locked Lily in the cellar for days on end having his wicked way.
We need some male members to come in on a regular basis to see fair play,otherwise Mickey will be in his element with all the women.
Hi bbb can i buy you a glass of Mickey has all the girls oiling his pole,checking his nuts,you name it.
He locked Lily in the cellar for days on end having his wicked way.
We need some male members to come in on a regular basis to see fair play,otherwise Mickey will be in his element with all the women.
or a 
your just what i would like to see on the pole dancing poleTomcats2: Hi bbb can i buy you a glass of or a your just what i would like to see on the pole dancing pole
Hi TC,
I think the sky's the limit in here. Hehe.. Why don't we organise a 'Miss Wet Teeshirt' competition?
Tomcats2: Hi bbb can i buy you a glass of or a your just what i would like to see on the pole dancing pole
Thanks for the compliment Tom
My next question to you is " Have you heard of Specsavers"
bestbefore: Or Fatima Whitbread Have you seen her on "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"
I watched them all go in and that's it for me!
should be called "i was somebody get me in here"I watched them all go in and that's it for me!
Yash124g: A small correction bb, though I'm not sure warrier will be happy with Micky's greasy pole..
Oh, and I'm just checking that Micky's applied for a 'change-of-use' for the premises.. honest..
Oh, and I'm just checking that Micky's applied for a 'change-of-use' for the premises.. honest..
We didn't need to apply for a change of use. The coffee club was dying on it's feet so Mick and I rescued it and the rest is history.
We now have a new thread where all are welcome to participate.
Like the option of "meat".
bestbefore: There's actually a 4th.
No -one gets barred.Any misdemeanours and they have to spend an hour in the cellar with Mickey's pole.[ Male and female alike ]
No -one gets barred.Any misdemeanours and they have to spend an hour in the cellar with Mickey's pole.[ Male and female alike ]
Old and corny. But i guess he says something like.. "Sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up!"
The13thWarrior: Old and corny. But i guess he says something like.. "Sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up!"
13th you diry man anybody want a a inflatable sheep thers a box in the gents ?Tomcats2: 13th you diry man anybody want a a inflatable sheep thers a box in the gents ?
Great.. I won't even need my wellies
The13thWarrior: Old and corny. But i guess he says something like.. "Sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up!"
Elvis has left the building.
Oops sorry it's Mickey. He deserted his post[and his pole]
bestbefore: Elvis has left the building. Oops sorry it's Mickey. He deserted his post[and his pole]
Is it true that 'Elvis The Pelvis' had a brother named 'Enus' ?
bestbefore: Elvis has left the building. Oops sorry it's Mickey. He deserted his post[and his pole]
Noooo he's not deserted his post. I'm giving him a taste of his own medicine. I've nailed his feet to the cellar floor, handed him a bottle of baby oil n left him greasing up his own pole
Aha,sitting in the cellar eating popcorn,won't pull the punters in.
Whip that pole out and get with the programme.
Whip that pole out and get with the programme.
bestbefore: Aha,sitting in the cellar eating popcorn,won't pull the punters in. Whip that pole out and get with the programme.
delivery for the gaffe guv some poles and thongsleisure07: delivery for the gaffe guv some poles and thongs
Jeez L.. Are those 'His n Hers' thongs you've got there?
I take it you're going to lead by example?
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The boss has me locked away in some hidden secret room in the club
All he gives me to survive on is dry bread, southern fried parrot and vodka
And he's making me do things for him. He keeps making me stroke his pole and massage oil into it. But It's so big, tennis elbows setting in