Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club (202)

Dec 7, 2011 3:45 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
cynicalorange: If there's no staff present, we could use an 'honour system' where people put whatever they think a drink is worth, into a jar behind the bar.


Didn't anyone tell you cyn There's no honour amongst thieves.rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 7, 2011 5:29 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
bestbefore: I like it Lily.

About time we let our hair down and had a ball[ or two ]


And as we are the original 3 workers (The backbone) of the club. Naturally we should each have copies of the master keys to access the machines. Purely for the reasons of topping them up when empty (Or topping ourseves up grin )
Shhhhhh just don't let on to the boss though uh oh
Dec 7, 2011 6:51 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
xxLilyxx: And as we are the original 3 workers (The backbone) of the club. Naturally we should each have copies of the master keys to access the machines. Purely for the reasons of topping them up when empty (Or topping ourseves up )
Shhhhhh just don't let on to the boss though


No the keys are kept on my person along with the keys to your lots chasity belts devil
Dec 7, 2011 8:38 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: No the keys are kept on my person along with the keys to your lots chasity belts


Ahhhh but you don't have the key to my chastity belt hun. because mine isn't secured by lock and key tongue My chastity belt is a combination code lock. And a bloody good invention it is too thumbs up

With all that twiddling about trying to find the right combination, I'm happily away on happy place anyway grin
Usually out of frustration, the blokes lost n gives up trying roll eyes

Well I for one would definitly recommend this device. For a change, the woman actually c*m first!!!!! devil
giggle grin
Dec 8, 2011 4:40 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
xxLilyxx: Ahhhh but you don't have the key to my chastity belt hun. because mine isn't secured by lock and key My chastity belt is a combination code lock. And a bloody good invention it is too

With all that twiddling about trying to find the right combination, I'm happily away on anyway
Usually out of frustration, the blokes lost n gives up trying

Well I for one would definitly recommend this device. For a change, the woman actually c*m first!!!!!


I used to be a Locksmith grin

Never been out foxed by a combination lock yet cool
Dec 8, 2011 10:36 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: I used to be a Locksmith

Never been out foxed by a combination lock yet


laugh Honey, wire coat hangers and crowbars does not qualify as a locksmith laugh
Dec 10, 2011 9:39 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
xxLilyxx: Honey, wire coat hangers and crowbars does not qualify as a locksmith


Tools of the trade were I come from rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 10, 2011 2:57 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
Everyone must be Christmas shopping for my presents yay
Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
mickeyscouse: Everyone must be Christmas shopping for my presents


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: Tools of the trade were I come from


How is it your tool manages to pop up in nearly every conversation grin rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: Everyone must be Christmas shopping for my presents


How did you guess confused And you're gonna love it grin
Dec 10, 2011 4:56 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
mickeyscouse: Everyone must be Christmas shopping for my presents



I got you some WD40 in case we have a cold snap and the pole freezes.yay
Dec 10, 2011 5:05 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
bestbefore: I got you some WD40 in case we have a cold snap and the pole freezes.


Ahhhh but will you also apply it for him dunno
What are your knitting skills like? You could knock him up a willy warmer, just as an extra layer giggle
Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
xxLilyxx: Ahhhh but will you also apply it for him
What are your knitting skills like? You could knock him up a willy warmer, just as an extra layer



There's not enough sheep to provide the wool for itcrazy

Anyway after the comment he made about serving us up for Christmas Dinner,he's the one getting stuffed.rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
bestbefore: Been classed as mutton now,but at least I don't dress up as lamb

Anyway I've come to the conclusion that the "The Pole" is a wolf in sheep's clothing.


crying













rolling on the floor laughing

The Pole is the best around wink make sure you and Lily give it a good farewell shine, when tied to it waiting for the cargo crates to arrive rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 14, 2011 7:22 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
Free drinks tonight for all the girls who have a swing on the Pole drinking grin
Dec 14, 2011 8:34 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
The13thWarrior
The13thWarriorThe13thWarriorMelksham, Wiltshire, England UK15 Threads 1,707 Posts
mickeyscouse: Free drinks tonight for all the girls who have a swing on the Pole


Yippee.. I can hardly wait grin
I have a 10GB memory in my Digital Camera cheers rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 14, 2011 8:43 AM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
The13thWarrior: Yippee.. I can hardly wait
I have a 10GB memory in my Digital Camera



With the antics he gets up to ,it will probably blow a fuse.rolling on the floor laughing wine
Dec 14, 2011 3:42 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
islandgirl62: fresh meat...??? ..... chicken okay.....??? got to wait for staff sales though.....



Hello youhug so nice to see you. Come into the club and sort MIckey out will you.He now thinks he's the New Messiah.sigh
Dec 14, 2011 4:19 PM CST Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
bestbefore: Hello you so nice to see you. Come into the club and sort MIckey out will you.He now thinks he's the New Messiah.


I am the chosen one MickeyChrist

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