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Dec 29, 2011 2:02 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
A Mid Summer Night's Dream


While alone and pondering under a moonlit glow

I dreamed of that exceptional maiden I'd one day know

With style, beauty, intelligence, and a witty match

That treasure of treasures every man wishes to catch

The one woman God had designed specially for me

Seeking a real true southern gentleman was she

The man of her dreams she wanted to cuddle and caress

A man among men, suave, with charm and finesse

The man who would enchant her romantic mind

To become that perfect couple that true love would find

Over the years I had pondered enough to know what I require

Ready for her affection, met with my respect and desire

Much had I done, seen, and learned to stand out from the crowd

Earning trust and devotion, with friends of whom I'm proud

Deserving as any Knight of old, ready to protect her from harm

My intoxicating Queen of beauty bearing me her charm

My love I need to make you understand and explain to you

All my inner most desires, feelings, and what I know to be true

So with my words I struggle to show you what is really inside

That just the mere thought of you makes so difficult to hide

Needing a love to last forevermore

With my soul mate tom open love's door

The woman God made to share all of life

That will one day be my wife

wave Here I am waiting for you
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Dec 29, 2011 2:06 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
D'you want fries with that?
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Dec 29, 2011 2:25 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
jac379: D'you want fries with that?


Of course!!! rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Dec 29, 2011 2:27 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
Don't you mean chips????rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 29, 2011 2:29 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
theromancepoet: Don't you mean chips????


I can speak American. snooty
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Dec 29, 2011 2:35 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
PS. On this side of the pond we get asked if we would like something with our chips, not fries with our something. Judging by your somethings, you'd do well to do the same...
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Dec 29, 2011 4:13 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
I have wanted to visit but never got the chance. I have had fish and chips and met several very nice English girls. So would you like something with the chips??
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Dec 29, 2011 4:26 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
bodleing: I guess you don't get many whales in Tennessee, bit like you don't get too many English accents in Wales...mainly Welsh....


Well forgive me I said I've never been there. And my fingers have trouble keeping pace with my thoughts. I do however find many whales here in Tennessee. Many of the women and a lot of guys here are as big as house. Any wonder why I'm looking elsewhere? Sorry no offense meant.
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Dec 29, 2011 4:29 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
theromancepoet: Well forgive me I said I've never been there. And my fingers have trouble keeping pace with my thoughts. I do however find many whales here in Tennessee. Many of the women and a lot of guys here are as big as house. Any wonder why I'm looking elsewhere? Sorry no offense meant.


Just joking with ya fella...no offence taken.


cheers
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Dec 29, 2011 4:31 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
bodleing: Just joking with ya fella...no offence taken.


I wasn't joking about the the Tennessee whales though.sigh frustrated barf
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Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
theromancepoet: I wasn't joking about the the Tennessee whales though.


Indeed...

The South still leads the nation in obesity rates, with Tennessee ranking in the top three for the heaviest population, according to the most recent government data.
In Tennessee, 30.1 percent of the population surveyed was obese, compared to 28.1 percent in 2006.



A bit like parts of the uk really...

grin
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Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet: Well forgive me I said I've never been there. And my fingers have trouble keeping pace with my thoughts. I do however find many whales here in Tennessee. Many of the women and a lot of guys here are as big as house. Any wonder why I'm looking elsewhere? Sorry no offense meant.
Judging by this comment, I imagine even the Whales would spit you back out into the ocean. Good luck with your search. handshake
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Dec 29, 2011 4:58 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
bodleing: Indeed...

The South still leads the nation in obesity rates, with Tennessee ranking in the top three for the heaviest population, according to the most recent government data.
In Tennessee, 30.1 percent of the population surveyed was obese, compared to 28.1 percent in 2006.



A bit like parts of the uk really...


I come to a quaint little donut shop here for coffee and the free wifi. You just would believe how HUGE some of the people coming in to get donuts are. I just don't see how anyone could or would allow themselves to get like that.
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Dec 29, 2011 4:59 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
theromancepoet: I come to a quaint little donut shop here for coffee and the free wifi. You just would believe how HUGE some of the people coming in to get donuts are. I just don't see how anyone could or would allow themselves to get like that.


They need an edit button for those of us whoes typing stinks. You "Wouldn't" believe, sorry.
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Dec 29, 2011 5:00 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
DBguy
DBguyDBguyDaytona Beach, Florida USA8 Threads 349 Posts
Should't be hard to find any volunteers in Tennessee laugh
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Dec 29, 2011 5:49 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
DBguy: Should't be hard to find any volunteers in Tennessee


The size of some of them is more than most would believe.yawn wow
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Dec 29, 2011 7:20 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
Kaybee50: Judging by this comment, I imagine even the Whales would spit you back out into the ocean. Good luck with your search.


First the whale would need a chance and that's just not happening. At 235lbs I weigh enough a bed is only going withstand just so much.wow
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Dec 29, 2011 9:24 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
auroralover
auroraloverauroraloveranchorage, Alaska USA7 Posts
Being from Tennessee myself, I know what you mean about "whales". Poor Tennesseans, always getting picked on! Move to Alaska and they will think you have a "cute" accent.
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Dec 29, 2011 9:40 PM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
auroralover: Being from Tennessee myself, I know what you mean about "whales". Poor Tennesseans, always getting picked on! Move to Alaska and they will think you have a "cute" accent.


I'm a car guy and car shows and cruising hot rods in Alaska??
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Dec 30, 2011 12:28 AM CST Need Tn Honey forever
theromancepoet
theromancepoettheromancepoetSpencer, Tennessee USA9 Threads 184 Posts
jac379: Too true.

I'm holding out for half a lager and some pork scratchings.


Ok lager I get that one, but what are pork scratching? Is that like pork rinds? Fried pork skin sometimes flavored? Here they come BBQ flavored, hot or mild, plain, and cheese flavored.
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