what women really mean (30)
Simmo1: The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually ends with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually ends with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
Hmmmm methinks you are trying to read a womans mind ......not a hope as we are all so different.
I come out with both barrels blazing then its over forgotten.
With my ex a MAN ( have to get that straight nowadays) it used to take up to a week or more to find out the problem.
in fact Simmo he was your definition above to a Tee. 
Simmo1: The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually ends with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually ends with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
Funny and true for most lol
meditteranean: Funny and true for most lol
Funny but true for all of it.
Need to hide
yah some comments, thought i was going silly.
am ready to duck for cover though.
am ready to duck for cover though.
wash2u: Funny but true for all of it.
Need to hide
Need to hide
Well,i guess its "ALL" true hahahahaha
Who cares!
I don’t date dumb women,
If they cant say what’s on their mind then I am not going to waste my life trying too work it out!
Although a lot of times what they are thinking you really don’t want to know!
If they start a sentence with I had a dream last night run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your sanity is worth more!
I don’t date dumb women,
If they cant say what’s on their mind then I am not going to waste my life trying too work it out!
Although a lot of times what they are thinking you really don’t want to know!
If they start a sentence with I had a dream last night run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your sanity is worth more!
hahahahhaahh have to admit I had to drop the word NOTHING from my vocab because even if nothing is wrong my partner wont believe me
You are correct, Simmo, but never forget that even Freude admitted that he had been unable to understand the female mind.
Now these are words of a real gentleman,
Totally agree, man are not meant to "multi-task" and read minds.
Straight to the point, no beating around "the bush"
Totally agree, man are not meant to "multi-task" and read minds.
Straight to the point, no beating around "the bush"
It is said .. A HaPPy wife = A HaPPy life ................ 
I learnt this lesson ....... Long .. LONG ago when it comes to woman ..
I learnt this lesson ....... Long .. LONG ago when it comes to woman ..
rivame: hahahahhaahh have to admit I had to drop the word NOTHING from my vocab because even if nothing is wrong my partner wont believe me
awwww whats wrong riva ........
....................... 
Martia: Hmmmm methinks you are trying to read a womans mind ......not a hope as we are all so different.
I come out with both barrels blazing then its over forgotten.
With my ex a MAN ( have to get that straight nowadays) it used to take up to a week or more to find out the problem.
in fact Simmo he was your definition above to a Tee.
I come out with both barrels blazing then its over forgotten.
With my ex a MAN ( have to get that straight nowadays) it used to take up to a week or more to find out the problem.
in fact Simmo he was your definition above to a Tee.
Sure Its Forgotten Martia. Sure.
PrOwLeR_: awwww whats wrong riva ........ .......................
dare I say nothing is wrong ...and will you believe me
rivame: dare I say nothing is wrong ...and will you believe me
<<<< see I am regretting it already ....................... 
rivame: hahahahhaahh have to admit I had to drop the word NOTHING from my vocab because even if nothing is wrong my partner wont believe me
U have a partner????? Is this right?????
Lookin4missright: U have a partner????? Is this right?????
Thats what my profile status says....not single/not looking
rivame: Thats what my profile status says....not single/not looking
Fair enough
The sad part about all of this is that I was at my son's wedding last weekend. Having showered well beforehand, it took me all of 10 mins to get dressed and be happy with my tie. My daughter took at least 1/2 hour just to dress and because of getting her hair done (1 hour with 6 hairdressers working on her) leaving us limited time.
Son-in-law was struggling. I had to do his tie for him because he was so flustered trying to get his (#3) hair 'just right,' he didn't know left from left. OMG, who's son was getting married and had to 'make the appearance?'
Son-in-law was struggling. I had to do his tie for him because he was so flustered trying to get his (#3) hair 'just right,' he didn't know left from left.
OMG, who's son was getting married and had to 'make the appearance?'
Simmo1: The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually ends with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually ends with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
Oh yeah, beware,
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1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually ends with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)