Add a Sausage (242)

Oct 29, 2012 11:47 AM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
serene56: Now it's time for....Sausage SONGS!!! Don't Go Breaking My Sausage







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Oct 29, 2012 11:52 AM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
What George Michael was prob singing to himself (& hopeing) when busted in toilet with other bloke shimmy shimmy


Don't let the sun sausage go down on me rolling on the floor laughing doh
Oct 30, 2012 1:48 AM CST Add a Sausage
LiLee
LiLeeLiLeeIpswich, Queensland Australia53 Threads 1,760 Posts
Not sure if this one's been posted already dunno

"It's a long way to the top if ya want a sausage roll" head banger
Oct 30, 2012 2:38 AM CST Add a Sausage
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
"It's a Hard Sausage Night" good old Beatles songs

And the Elvis classics "Love me Sausage" and "Viva Los Sausage"
Oct 30, 2012 3:44 AM CST Add a Sausage
miss_mysterious
miss_mysteriousmiss_mysteriousnewcastle, New South Wales Australia133 Posts
another elvis classic.... hunka hunka burnin sausage
Oct 30, 2012 3:45 AM CST Add a Sausage
miss_mysterious
miss_mysteriousmiss_mysteriousnewcastle, New South Wales Australia133 Posts
how deep is your sausage....bee gees
Oct 30, 2012 3:47 AM CST Add a Sausage
mickyj63
mickyj63mickyj63adelaide, South Australia Australia101 Threads 2,362 Posts
for all you trannies
my sisters sausage the movie
Oct 30, 2012 5:14 AM CST Add a Sausage
lolshorty
lolshortylolshortyWhoop whoop, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 416 Posts
Raise your Sausage - Pinkheart beating
Oct 30, 2012 5:21 AM CST Add a Sausage
lolshorty
lolshortylolshortyWhoop whoop, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 416 Posts
F##kin Perfect Sausage
Oct 30, 2012 5:21 AM CST Add a Sausage
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
lolshorty: F##kin Perfect Sausage


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Oct 30, 2012 5:50 AM CST Add a Sausage
rippleinapond
rippleinapondrippleinapondcentral highlands victoria, Victoria Australia7 Threads 378 Posts
good bye my lover,good bye my friend,youve been the one youve been my sausagelaugh
Oct 30, 2012 9:22 AM CST Add a Sausage
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
Lookin4missright: What George Michael was prob singing to himself (& hopeing) when busted in toilet with other bloke Don't let the sun sausage go down on me
I heard him do that one with Elton John and it sounded better than that "Careless sausage"
Oct 30, 2012 12:09 PM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
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Oct 30, 2012 12:11 PM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone sausage lips
Oct 30, 2012 12:22 PM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
miss_mysterious: how deep is your sausage....bee gees








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Oct 30, 2012 12:27 PM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
down down sausage deeper and down

status quo head banger
Oct 30, 2012 12:28 PM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
the night chicargo sausage died blues sad flower
Nov 1, 2012 1:01 AM CST Add a Sausage
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Do You Really Want To Sausage Me choir
Nov 2, 2012 7:19 AM CST Add a Sausage
lolshorty
lolshortylolshortyWhoop whoop, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 416 Posts
santa waving santa waving santa waving

Deck the halls with boughs of Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay Sausage,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Yule before Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the Sausage.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Sing we joyous, all Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and Sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


dancingsanta dancingsanta
Nov 3, 2012 2:51 PM CST Add a Sausage
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
I am sausage, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the sausage
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
CHORUS
Oh yes I am sausage
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained (bout 9inches)
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (sausage)
I am invincible (sausage)
I am sausage
You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer than 9inches
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my crotch
CHORUS
I am sausage watch me grow
See me standing groin to toe
As I spread my lovin' legs across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long sausage on the go
Until I make my other understand
Oh yes I am sausage
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained(9inches)
If I have to I can put in face or anything
I am strong (sausage)
I am invincible (sausage)
I am sausage
Oh, I am sausage
I am invincible
I am strong
FADE
I am saaaaaauuuuusssssaaaaagggggeee la la la
I am invincible
I am strong
I am a sausage

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