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Aug 29, 2012 5:15 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
almera03
almera03almera03portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK11 Threads 3,913 Posts
It's something we all need to do several times a day....pee.

How do men feel about men who sit to pee and not stand?

Ladies, would you prefer the men in your life to sit to pee?
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Aug 29, 2012 5:16 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
almera03: It's something we all need to do several times a day....pee.

How do men feel about men who sit to pee and not stand?

Ladies, would you prefer the men in your life to sit to pee?


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Aug 29, 2012 5:22 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
almera03: It's something we all need to do several times a day....pee.

How do men feel about men who sit to pee and not stand?

Ladies, would you prefer the men in your life to sit to pee?


As long as they dons do a handstand while they pee,its cool be me
a handstand pee would be bragging...
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Aug 29, 2012 5:22 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
I have a bad back, so I vastly prefer to sit down whenever possible.
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Aug 29, 2012 5:27 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Boban1: As long as they dons do a handstand while they pee,its cool be me
a handstand pee would be bragging...

or aiming the toilet over the left shoulder ,totally bragging
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Aug 29, 2012 5:29 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia8 Threads 4,567 Posts
Boban1: or aiming the toilet over the left shoulder ,totally bragging
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Aug 29, 2012 5:32 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
almera03
almera03almera03portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK11 Threads 3,913 Posts
it's thought that it is more hygienic if the man sits!
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Aug 29, 2012 5:51 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
almera03: it's thought that it is more hygienic if the man sits!

Logic would dictate that its cleaner.

Likewise putting the lid of the toilet down before flushing, which necessitates the seat going down as well.

As I once said to an ex, "The dogs don't piss on the floor, the baby doesn't piss on the floor. If you can't manage the basics, at least clean up after yourself..."
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Aug 29, 2012 6:09 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
jac379: Logic would dictate that its cleaner.

Likewise putting the lid of the toilet down before flushing, which necessitates the seat going down as well.

As I once said to an ex, "The dogs don't piss on the floor, the baby doesn't piss on the floor. If you can't manage the basics, at least clean up after yourself..."


Why should the default toilet seat position be down? dunno
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Aug 29, 2012 6:15 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Missblonde
MissblondeMissblondebanyeres, Valencia Spain142 Posts
I dont mind as long as its not on the floor or on the seat..
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Aug 29, 2012 6:17 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Godsgift: Why should the default toilet seat position be down?


Two reasons professor

1) When flushing, gazillions of microspopic bacteria fill the air.

2) Cats have a natural curiosity about water. Combine that, with the slippery surface of a toilet bowl rim, and the ensuing aftermath is nothing short of traumatic for all involved. rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2012 6:19 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Seen in a Public Toilet:
"We Aim To Please,And You Aim Too,Please"!
Now how you do that is your Business!laugh
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Aug 29, 2012 6:23 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Kaybee50: Two reasons

1) When flushing, gazillions of microspopic bacteria fill the air.

2) Cats have a natural curiosity about water. Combine that, with the slippery surface of a toilet bowl rim, and the ensuing aftermath is nothing short of traumatic for all involved.
but you're cutting the Dog off from his Watering Hole!

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Aug 29, 2012 6:24 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
Kaybee50: Two reasons

1) When flushing, gazillions of microspopic bacteria fill the air.

2) Cats have a natural curiosity about water. Combine that, with the slippery surface of a toilet bowl rim, and the ensuing aftermath is nothing short of traumatic for all involved.


Now now. Who designed the toilet? Mr Crapper....A Man

Who made the toilet? Invariably an industrial process by a man.

Who installed the toilet?.......a man.

And according to women, all men are selfish and inconsiderate so we did these things for our own benefit. So my conclusion is that the default setting for a toilet seat is UP! laugh
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Aug 29, 2012 6:28 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Godsgift: Now now. Who designed the toilet? Mr Crapper....A Man

Who made the toilet? Invariably an industrial process by a man.

Who installed the toilet?.......a man.

And according to women, all men are selfish and inconsiderate so we did these things for our own benefit. So my conclusion is that the default setting for a toilet seat is UP!


Ya know GG, I couldn't help but notice that your reponse had a bit of rhythm and cadence to it.

To the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out"...

Who made the toity?
woof woof woof woof

Who installed the toity?
woof woof woof woof


Sigh...I know, I know...I need get a life. help
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Aug 29, 2012 6:31 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
Kaybee50: Ya know GG, I couldn't help but notice that your reponse had a bit of rhythm and cadence to it.

To the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out"...

Who made the toity?
woof woof woof woof

Who installed the toity?
woof woof woof woofSigh...I know, I know...I need get a life.


You and me both. It was always my answer to any complaints my ex girlfriends had about me:

How can I be held responsible for your atrocious taste in men? laugh
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Aug 29, 2012 6:35 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Conrad73: but you're cutting the Dog off from his Watering Hole!



Could also stock your watering hole with some fish.

So many uses, so little time. grin
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Aug 29, 2012 6:40 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
Godsgift: Why should the default toilet seat position be down?

Beacause the seat is underneath the lid.



Whether the splash zone is laden with novovirus, or not, I don't really fancy the idea of excretia being sprayed around the bathroom where I keep my toothbrush, towel, tampons, etc.

Bathrooms are generally small places and I've never had one where a towel rail, a radiator (where its convenient to air a towel), or the toilet roll dispenser isn't next to the toilet. Admittedly, I could not leave towels and toiletries in the bathroom and clean the room every time the toilet was used, but I would have thought it was more logical to put the lid down.

Why are some men so resistent to basic and simple hygiene practices? Is it something to do with marking his territory like the dog? laugh
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Aug 29, 2012 6:40 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
Kaybee50: Could also stock your watering hole with some fish.

So many uses, so little time.
laugh
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Aug 29, 2012 7:16 AM CST A "P" please Bob.
party just remember to wash your hands after..... and put the seat down after either way.....

Almera03 you are really starting the mid week polls off to a ..... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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