Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official ( Archived) (14)

Oct 14, 2013 7:04 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
Adalstef
AdalstefAdalstefReykjavik, Northwest Iceland94 Threads 896 Posts
A Russian military space official admitted Wednesday that the country will be powerless to act should Earth become the target of an interplanetary incursion.

Sergei Berezhnoy, an aide to the head of the Titov Space Control Center, said that Russian aerospace defense authorities have not been tasked with preparing for the contingency of an alien attack.

“There are enough problems on Earth and in near-Earth space,” Berezhnoy said in response to a reporter’s question. transport
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Oct 14, 2013 8:34 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan87 Threads 16 Polls 2,514 Posts
Adalstef: Leo, I think you should call this Sergei Berezhno and tell him not to worry, because Russia has natural defenses against aliens, the cold

I trust you speak russian..?
da tovarish ,ya govoryu po russki.grin
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Oct 14, 2013 8:43 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
Adalstef
AdalstefAdalstefReykjavik, Northwest Iceland94 Threads 896 Posts
Leo_7: da tovarish ,ya govoryu po russki.


I knew it, I always suspected you to be a KGB spy laugh

Or are you a spy for the invading aliens...? detective
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Oct 14, 2013 8:50 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
Adalstef: A Russian military space official admitted Wednesday that the country will be powerless to act should Earth become the target of an interplanetary incursion.

Sergei Berezhnoy, an aide to the head of the Titov Space Control Center, said that Russian aerospace defense authorities have not been tasked with preparing for the contingency of an alien attack.

“There are enough problems on Earth and in near-Earth space,” Berezhnoy said in response to a reporter’s question.


Yes, because ET phone home for reinforcementsuper
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Oct 14, 2013 8:55 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan87 Threads 16 Polls 2,514 Posts
Adalstef: I knew it, I always suspected you to be a KGB spy

Or are you a spy for the invading aliens...?
nah,im not kgb.i just was good at school in russian lang.but theres some kgb guys on forums.be careful.
laugh
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Oct 14, 2013 8:55 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
Adalstef: A Russian military space official admitted Wednesday that the country will be powerless to act should Earth become the target of an interplanetary incursion.

Sergei Berezhnoy, an aide to the head of the Titov Space Control Center, said that Russian aerospace defense authorities have not been tasked with preparing for the contingency of an alien attack.

“There are enough problems on Earth and in near-Earth space,” Berezhnoy said in response to a reporter’s question.


laugh The invasion already started slowly with Michael jackson,
and Boy George.
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Oct 14, 2013 8:58 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
bungallow55: Yes, because ET phone home for reinforcement
i,knew we were in trouble,when we didnt shoot,the bike down,lol.
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Oct 14, 2013 8:59 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
In response to: A Russian military space official admitted Wednesday that the country will be powerless to act should Earth become the target of an interplanetary incursion.

Sergei Berezhnoy, an aide to the head of the Titov Space Control Center, said that Russian aerospace defense authorities have not been tasked with preparing for the contingency of an alien attack.

“There are enough problems on Earth and in near-Earth space,” Berezhnoy said in response to a reporter’s question.
In response to: A Russian military space official admitted Wednesday that the country will be powerless to act should Earth become the target of an interplanetary incursion.

The Russians just trying to confused the CIA

Sergei Berezhnoy, an aide to the head of the Titov Space Control Center, said that Russian aerospace defense authorities have not been tasked with preparing for the contingency of an alien attack.

“There are enough problems on Earth and in near-Earth space,” Berezhnoy said in response to a reporter’s question.
detective detective
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Oct 14, 2013 9:02 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan87 Threads 16 Polls 2,514 Posts
Conrad73: depends how much Vodka is about!
aliens drink vodka too?then they would never make it here.nasa has found extremly big cloud on the space made out of pure spirit.they d stuck there.laugh
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Oct 14, 2013 9:04 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
Leo_7: aliens drink vodka too?then they would never make it here.nasa has found extremly big cloud on the space made out of pure spirit.they d stuck there.
well,isn't it the Universal Anti-Freeze?laugh
It's cold out in Space!laugh
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Oct 14, 2013 9:07 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
reb56: i,knew we were in trouble,when we didnt shoot,the bike down,lol.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Oct 14, 2013 9:08 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Leo_7: aliens drink vodka too?then they would never make it here.nasa has found extremly big cloud on the space made out of pure spirit.they d stuck there.



HMM if they drink Vodka there's gonna be one big party when they arrive in Russia, and nobody will know who anyone is. Hey maybe it's happened already.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 14, 2013 9:08 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
Conrad73: well,isn't it the Universal Anti-Freeze?
It's cold out in Space!
i,know when abducted,its cold,like a drs.office,lol.
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Oct 14, 2013 9:13 AM CST Russia Unprepared to Deal With Space Alien Invasion – Official
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
Conrad73: well,isn't it the Universal Anti-Freeze?
It's cold out in Space!
i,just go for,the free health care n probs,lol.prez n congress,will screw that up,too.
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