Blonde Jokes (14)
How did the blonde drown?? there was a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool..
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A man gets a telephone call from his distressed blond girlfriend.
She was trying a puzzle of a rooster but like 500 pieces and none fit.
When he comes home
he sighs and but all the pieces in the box and says enough playing with the cereal;
She was trying a puzzle of a rooster but like 500 pieces and none fit.
When he comes home
he sighs and but all the pieces in the box and says enough playing with the cereal;
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Two blondes walk through the forest
one shouts - look a dead bird
nr 2 looks up and shouts: where? where?
one shouts - look a dead bird
nr 2 looks up and shouts: where? where?
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Luckily a nice blond haired man married his long time blond haired girlfriend.
The newly married Mr Blond came home unexpectedly and found his wife in bed with another man. Furious, he cried; "What are you doing????!"
See said Mrs Blond turning to her lover, "I told you he was stupid".
The newly married Mr Blond came home unexpectedly and found his wife in bed with another man. Furious, he cried; "What are you doing????!"
See said Mrs Blond turning to her lover, "I told you he was stupid".
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Did you hear about the young blond kid at school?
His teacher told him to write a hundred-word essay on what he did during summer vacation. He wrote, "Not much" fifty times.
His teacher told him to write a hundred-word essay on what he did during summer vacation. He wrote, "Not much" fifty times.
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JeanKimberley: Did you hear about the young blond kid at school?
His teacher told him to write a hundred-word essay on what he did during summer vacation. He wrote, "Not much" fifty times.
What did the cashier say to the neutron on the way through the checkout counter?His teacher told him to write a hundred-word essay on what he did during summer vacation. He wrote, "Not much" fifty times.
No charge.
PS - Not a blonde, but a science joke.
It' s all I have.
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joey987: What did the cashier say to the neutron on the way through the checkout counter?
No charge.
PS - Not a blonde, but a science joke.
It' s all I have.
No charge.
PS - Not a blonde, but a science joke.
It' s all I have.
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What happens when we go to the dark side of humor?....
we get punny....
When chemists die, they barium
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....
we get punny....
When chemists die, they barium
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....
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JeanKimberley: What happens when we go to the dark side of humor?....we get punny....When chemists die, they barium
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....
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Track16: Before any blonde's out there gets mad with me, I am blonde also so no worries.
:)
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
''You cops should get it together" she said, "One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''
A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
:)
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
''You cops should get it together" she said, "One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''
A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
Ya crazy blonde.
.Last joke very funny even if it was a blonde joke,
Ah sur we blondes well used to them by now.
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JeanKimberley: good enough.
Hi.
I like jokes, comedy, and humour.
It' s good for the soul.
Did I read somewhere you have a trip booked?
If you are, have a great trip Jean.
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JeanKimberley: What happens when we go to the dark side of humor?....we get punny....When chemists die, they barium
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....
Nice. I like jokes like that. I also like Trailer Park Boys though.They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....
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joey987: Hi.
I like jokes, comedy, and humour.
It' s good for the soul.
Did I read somewhere you have a trip booked?
If you are, have a great trip Jean.
I like jokes, comedy, and humour.
It' s good for the soul.
Did I read somewhere you have a trip booked?
If you are, have a great trip Jean.
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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
''You cops should get it together" she said, "One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''
A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."