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Apr 5, 2015 6:54 AM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
DonPepperoni: Tell me all about your problems and listen to my advice.





I wasn't going to share this to anyone for fear of me being called mad ,,uh oh ,


This morning I woke up and I was barking like a king Charlie dog,


I looked in the mirror and saw no resemblance whats so ever,


Am I barking mad,


Please help,..It happened few years ago but I quaked liked a duck in the shop one day,




Don't know what to do.

blues
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Apr 6, 2015 2:10 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
jac_the_gripper: Not mine.

Hmmmmmmmm....somebody elses then, interesting
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Apr 6, 2015 2:15 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
peachmelba: I wasn't going to share this to anyone for fear of me being called mad ,, ,This morning I woke up and I was barking like a king Charlie dog,I looked in the mirror and saw no resemblance whats so ever,Am I barking mad,Please help,..It happened few years ago but I quaked liked a duck in the shop one day,

Don't know what to do.

Get off the sofa, you´re not allowed on there
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Apr 6, 2015 2:17 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
DonPepperoni: Hmmmmmmmm....somebody elses then, interesting

Is that your advice...?
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Apr 6, 2015 2:21 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
peachmelba: I wasn't going to share this to anyone for fear of me being called mad ,, ,This morning I woke up and I was barking like a king Charlie dog,I looked in the mirror and saw no resemblance whats so ever,Am I barking mad,Please help,..It happened few years ago but I quaked liked a duck in the shop one day,

Don't know what to do.
ermmm. lose some weight...if you waddle like a duck...????then your bum is getting to big...giggle giggle giggle roll eyes roll eyes roll eyes
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Apr 6, 2015 2:32 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
jac_the_gripper: Is that your advice...?

I can´t remember the question
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Apr 6, 2015 2:37 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
I Sneak into my ex boyfriends garden to talk to his knome s ,,



I feel close to him when I do this,


I've taken to cleaning his windows when he is at work


So I can see through them when I peep in his bedroom,


I'm thinking of hiding under his bed,


What do you think,?

I will be sleeping under him then and it will be like ol times.


I'm not doing anyone any harm am I pepperoni,.

innocent
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Apr 6, 2015 3:03 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
peachmelba: I Sneak into my ex boyfriends garden to talk to his knome s ,,
I feel close to him when I do this,I've taken to cleaning his windows when he is at work So I can see through them when I peep in his bedroom,I'm thinking of hiding under his bed,What do you think,?

I will be sleeping under him then and it will be like ol times.I'm not doing anyone any harm am I pepperoni,.

sheep sheep sheep easter egg snowman crazy
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Apr 6, 2015 3:05 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
peachmelba: I Sneak into my ex boyfriends garden to talk to his knome s ,,
I feel close to him when I do this,I've taken to cleaning his windows when he is at work So I can see through them when I peep in his bedroom,I'm thinking of hiding under his bed,What do you think,?

I will be sleeping under him then and it will be like ol times.I'm not doing anyone any harm am I pepperoni,.

sheep sheep sheep easter egg snowman crazy
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Apr 6, 2015 3:22 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
snowed in wow
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Apr 6, 2015 3:24 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
Can I ogle you pepperoni,



wow
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Apr 6, 2015 6:16 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
peachmelba: Can I ogle you pepperoni,

Sureflex
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Apr 7, 2015 1:21 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
Dear Don Agony Uncle,

I'd like to upgrade my iPad by sending it to a shop but am afraid to do so coz I've got a lot of naughty pics in it....help help help

What if those pics got into the wrong hands? uh oh uh oh uh oh
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Apr 7, 2015 1:28 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
DonPepperoni: Sure





Could you turn around and show me your bum,


applause
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Apr 7, 2015 1:32 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: Could you turn around and show me your bum,





I shouldn't be asking that of the agony uncle but he has such a way with words not to mention how he flexes his fingers I just can't help myself ,



I really need to get some fresh air now,

doh
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Apr 7, 2015 2:05 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: Dear Don Agony Uncle,

I'd like to upgrade my iPad by sending it to a shop but am afraid to do so coz I've got a lot of naughty pics in it....

What if those pics got into the wrong hands?

Send me your iPad and I´ll fix it for freehandshake
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Apr 7, 2015 2:45 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
DonPepperoni: Send me your iPad and I´ll fix it for free


Hmmm.....hmmm Very tempting.... You promise not to take a peek at those pics?? scold scold scold
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Apr 7, 2015 2:57 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Da_Moose: Say what? Waste not...want not! And I never "disposed" my -ex.....



I have heard, on the grapevine ya'know, that the engines may burn out from over usage...wow
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Apr 7, 2015 3:00 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
Da_Moose
Da_MooseDa_MooseWestlock, Alberta Canada57 Threads 1,839 Posts
mollybaby: I have heard, on the grapevine ya'know, that the engines may burn out from over usage...


ROFLMAO! Nah,...it is not a rumour,....toys do break!
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Apr 7, 2015 3:03 PM CST Dear Don Agony Uncle
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Da_Moose: ROFLMAO! Nah,...it is not a rumour,....toys do break!



I wouldn't knowsnooty



laugh
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