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Aug 26, 2018 4:27 PM CST Advice needed
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mollybaby: You really need to discover it for yourself
Hmm. Not sure that's for me, but thank for thinking of me.
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Aug 26, 2018 4:30 PM CST Advice needed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Harbal: If I listened to molly they would be in bed with me.
That was the wasps

Don't get them confused
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Aug 26, 2018 4:38 PM CST Advice needed
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
Harbal: Yesterday, a bee flew into my flat. I was just about to open the window wider and try to encourage it to fly back out when I suddenly had a money saving idea. The bee is now safely contained in a special bee house I constructed from an old shoe box and some cling film. What I am now hoping is that someone will be able to tell me how I get the bee to start making honey. I intend to transfer the bee into a small glass jar and keep moving it to a new one as it fills each jar with honey. If everything goes to plan I may catch more bees and sell the surplus.
Everyone knows that a bee kept in captivity won´t produce any honey, also if it´s pregnant it´s babies will be born with no wings as there is no use for them. Good luck taking care of that family!
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Aug 26, 2018 4:39 PM CST Advice needed
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mollybaby: That was the wasps
I think the difference would be purely academic, molly.
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Aug 26, 2018 4:43 PM CST Advice needed
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
Bnaughty: Everyone knows that a bee kept in captivity won´t produce any honey, also if it´s pregnant it´s babies will be born with no wings as there is no use for them. Good luck taking care of that family!
Okay, everybody, that's it. Naughty has just invalidated the thread, last one out turn off the lights and shut the door, please.
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Aug 26, 2018 4:46 PM CST Advice needed
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
Harbal: Okay, everybody, that's it. Naughty has just invalidated the thread, last one out turn off the lights and shut the door, please.
One of the girls can do that, I´ve already gone
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Aug 26, 2018 5:01 PM CST Advice needed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Harbal: Can you believe it? The guy just walks in, dashes my hopes and dreams, and strolls back out.
Never introduce him to your woman.
He'd do the same.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:08 PM CST Advice needed
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mollybaby: Never introduce him to your woman.
Spending the whole evening talking nonsense about bees is what I do instead of having a woman, molly.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:11 PM CST Advice needed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Harbal: Spending the whole evening talking nonsense about bees is what I do instead of having a woman, molly.
You're not the only man I know like that unfortunately

I think I'll have to become a queen b to attract the pollen
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Aug 26, 2018 5:18 PM CST Advice needed
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mollybaby: I think I'll have to become a queen b to attract the pollen
I don't think you need to become anything other than what you already are, moll.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:22 PM CST Advice needed
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Oh........ get a room.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:22 PM CST Advice needed
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
But close the window so the bees can't get in.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:24 PM CST Advice needed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Harbal: I don't think you need to become anything other than what you already are, moll.
I could take that in two ways.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:30 PM CST Advice needed
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: I could take that in two ways.
Rude!!!!
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Aug 26, 2018 5:32 PM CST Advice needed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: Rude!!!!
Eejit laugh
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Aug 26, 2018 5:38 PM CST Advice needed
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: Eejit
It has been said before.

I prefer the term, cuddly drunk.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:39 PM CST Advice needed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: It has been said before.

I prefer the term, cuddly drunk.
How cuddly?
How drunk?
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Aug 26, 2018 5:43 PM CST Advice needed
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: How cuddly?
How drunk?
Lots.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:45 PM CST Advice needed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: Lots.
I can't understand why you haven't been snatched up.
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Aug 26, 2018 5:47 PM CST Advice needed
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mollybaby: I could take that in two ways.
You should take it in the best possible way.
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