The casting couch... (27)

Oct 12, 2018 4:08 AM CST The casting couch...
Arthur_Sixpence
Arthur_SixpenceArthur_SixpenceEnnis, Clare Ireland51 Threads 4 Polls 1,001 Posts
Dumb luck would have it that Spielberg wants to remake Mel Brooks' 'history of the world', but I hear he's looking to cast people from CS in the starring roles... Can you act, would you like to be Ceaser, Aristotle, Genghis, Mary Pickford, John Major, Bill Nigh the science guy, Lizzie Borden, Jack Bauer, Peter Griffin..... Orrrrrrr, maybe someone else?...

(disclaimer, the above thread is fictitious, Steven Spielberg is not remaking a film based on a Mel Brooks comedy film from the 70s, any claims otherwise are wholly false... This thread is for entertainment purposes only... Please keep thread out of the way of children and animals)....
Oct 12, 2018 1:02 PM CST The casting couch...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
I would like to star with Kiefer Sutherland in 24 love
Oct 12, 2018 3:57 PM CST The casting couch...
MsContessa
MsContessaMsContessaMayo, Ireland24 Threads 1,227 Posts
I wish to star as Elizabeth in the Lake scene with Mr Darcy. Failing that I would be one of the water reeds!!
Oct 12, 2018 3:59 PM CST The casting couch...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
MsContessa: I wish to star as Elizabeth in the Lake scene with Mr Darcy. Failing that I would be one of the water reeds!!
At least you'd have no lines to learn then laugh
Oct 12, 2018 4:04 PM CST The casting couch...
MsContessa
MsContessaMsContessaMayo, Ireland24 Threads 1,227 Posts
mollybaby: At least you'd have no lines to learn then
At least I can get up close and personal laugh
Oct 12, 2018 4:06 PM CST The casting couch...
Arthur_Sixpence
Arthur_SixpenceArthur_SixpenceEnnis, Clare Ireland51 Threads 4 Polls 1,001 Posts
I guess I haven't thought much about any kind of acting, since I'm rubbish at remembering lines........but, Helen Mirren has always floated my boat, and Peter Greenway has done some amazing films....so if a remake of 'the cook, the thief, he's wife and her lover' got a remake, I'd be up for the meat storage locker scene... blushing
Oct 12, 2018 4:11 PM CST The casting couch...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
MsContessa: At least I can get up close and personal
Those reeds could go places nobody else could grin
Oct 12, 2018 4:17 PM CST The casting couch...
MsContessa
MsContessaMsContessaMayo, Ireland24 Threads 1,227 Posts
mollybaby: Those reeds could go places nobody else could
What I would endure for Mr D’Arcy rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 12, 2018 4:21 PM CST The casting couch...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
MsContessa: What I would endure for Mr D’Arcy
I think you'll have to find your own personal Mr. D'arcy wink
Oct 12, 2018 4:26 PM CST The casting couch...
MsContessa
MsContessaMsContessaMayo, Ireland24 Threads 1,227 Posts
mollybaby: I think you'll have to find your own personal Mr. D'arcy
I seek him here, I seek him there
It must be a farci......
That demned elusive Mr D’Arcy wine
Oct 12, 2018 4:30 PM CST The casting couch...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
MsContessa: I seek him here, I seek him there
It must be a farci......
That demned elusive Mr D’Arcy
Remember Elizabeth didn't know Mr D’Arcy would be her Mr D’Arcy when she first met him.
She just thought he was an arrogant arsehole laugh
Oct 12, 2018 10:02 PM CST The casting couch...
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
I cashed in my air miles and came for a visit....where's all the oirish?......wave uh oh irish
Oct 13, 2018 2:51 AM CST The casting couch...
Arthur_Sixpence
Arthur_SixpenceArthur_SixpenceEnnis, Clare Ireland51 Threads 4 Polls 1,001 Posts
M4_Mischief: I cashed in my air miles and came for a visit....where's all the oirish?......
Hi M4, we're still growing, it's going to take time since there's only Trixie and myself posting threads at the moment... But like it was said in the movie 'field of dreams'.... "if you build it, they will come".... (isn't it a but ironic that an English man should be trying to build something Irish, when 60 years ago the Irish who built England).... Anyways, WELCOME to our little corner of the world, and get stuck in.... cheers
Oct 13, 2018 2:57 AM CST The casting couch...
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
I wanna be cast in Gilligans Island as Maryanne cause she had a flat chest like me.
Oct 13, 2018 3:11 AM CST The casting couch...
MsContessa
MsContessaMsContessaMayo, Ireland24 Threads 1,227 Posts
mollybaby: Remember Elizabeth didn't know Mr D’Arcy would be her Mr D’Arcy when she first met him.
She just thought he was an arrogant arsehole
banana banana there is Hope banana
Oct 13, 2018 3:46 AM CST The casting couch...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
M4_Mischief: I cashed in my air miles and came for a visit....where's all the oirish?......
If you ever do in real life, I'll take you out for a pint cheers
Oct 13, 2018 3:13 PM CST The casting couch...
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
well come on....lets get the show on the road....I can play an oirish indian princess......wave wink laugh



I would love that moll........bouquet
Oct 13, 2018 6:06 PM CST The casting couch...
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
I want to be Kim bassinger in 9&a half weeks.... You can keep your hat on wink
Oct 13, 2018 6:09 PM CST The casting couch...
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
fifitrixibelle: I want to be Kim bassinger in 9&a half weeks.... You can keep your hat on
you can leave it on too!!
Oct 13, 2018 7:25 PM CST The casting couch...
Arthur_Sixpence
Arthur_SixpenceArthur_SixpenceEnnis, Clare Ireland51 Threads 4 Polls 1,001 Posts
fifitrixibelle: I want to be Kim bassinger in 9&a half weeks.... You can keep your hat on
Can I be the first to say.... "hubba hubba hubba".... devil
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