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jono7: you've heard of agent oh nine
whose charm is simply devine
she'll tell you the truth
from her kissing booth
but ya better show up with some wine
whose charm is simply devine
she'll tell you the truth
from her kissing booth
but ya better show up with some wine
We're on a roll!
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There was a fine lady called Jac
Whose brain was definitely on track
She may be Welsh, or Jewish or German
Woe betide those who are at the receiving end of a sermon
But above all she's smart, fun, and up for the craic.
Whose brain was definitely on track
She may be Welsh, or Jewish or German
Woe betide those who are at the receiving end of a sermon
But above all she's smart, fun, and up for the craic.
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mollybaby: There was a fine lady called Jac
Whose brain was definitely on track
She may be Welsh, or Jewish or German
Woe betide those who are at the receiving end of a sermon
But above all she's smart, fun, and up for the craic.
Whose brain was definitely on track
She may be Welsh, or Jewish or German
Woe betide those who are at the receiving end of a sermon
But above all she's smart, fun, and up for the craic.
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Selenite: oh yeah! Keep them.coming!
There's a whole bunch of women on CSEach and everyone a real Goddess
They stick all together
Like birds of a feather
Their fun and laughter never in excess
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There once was a lady from Brewer...... 
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@ KarloThere was once a man called Karlo
Who liked to share his video
He made people laugh
If that's not enough
He also was good looking too
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There was once a man called Larry
Who came from a large family!
They lived in the USA
Hip hip! Hip hip hip! Hooray!
They lived for ever happily!
Who came from a large family!
They lived in the USA
Hip hip! Hip hip hip! Hooray!
They lived for ever happily!
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Selenite: A humerous & often rude poem of 5 lines.
The 1st & 2nd & 5th lines must have 7 to 8 syllables & rhyme & have the same rhythm.
The 3rd & 4th lines must have only 5 to 7 syllables & rhyme with each other & have the same rhythm!
For example:
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, ''it is just as I feared''
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nest in my beard!
didn't understand even a word what you mean The 1st & 2nd & 5th lines must have 7 to 8 syllables & rhyme & have the same rhythm.
The 3rd & 4th lines must have only 5 to 7 syllables & rhyme with each other & have the same rhythm!
For example:
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, ''it is just as I feared''
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nest in my beard!
Hi Selene
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Selenite: There was once a young man called Ali
Who kept calling me his sweet baby
He owned his own farm
Meant no one no harm
His wife was also from Karachi
Ali!I wrote one about you! Who kept calling me his sweet baby
He owned his own farm
Meant no one no harm
His wife was also from Karachi
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Selenite: Ali!I wrote one about you!
my wife ..
Did any woman claim to be my wife ?
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ali110: didn't understand even a word what you mean
Hi Selene
there once was a man named aliHi Selene
whose gardens delight we agree.
whose talents did show
he could more than just grow
and take photos as well so we see
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Selenite: Ali!I wrote one about you!
uhmm ..OK , here is one for you Twinkle twinkle little star
Selene is the first of all
She smiles like flower
I watched her from the eiffel tower
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ali110: my wife ..
Did any woman claim to be my wife ?
Artistic licence Ali Did any woman claim to be my wife ?
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jono7: there once was a man named ali
whose gardens delight we agree.
whose talents did show
he could more than just grow
and take photos as well so we see
whose gardens delight we agree.
whose talents did show
he could more than just grow
and take photos as well so we see
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ali110: uhmm ..OK , here is one for you
Twinkle twinkle little star
Selene is the first of all
She smiles like flower
I watched her from the eiffel tower
Twinkle twinkle little star
Selene is the first of all
She smiles like flower
I watched her from the eiffel tower
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jono7: there once was a man named ali
whose gardens delight we agree.
whose talents did show
he could more than just grow
and take photos as well so we see
aww...how sweet , whose gardens delight we agree.
whose talents did show
he could more than just grow
and take photos as well so we see
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Selenite: There once was a man named Pedro
Who wrote many threads in a row
Threads galore such an array
Always with something to say
Pedro above n' Pedro below
there once was a fellow named PedroWho wrote many threads in a row
Threads galore such an array
Always with something to say
Pedro above n' Pedro below
Who chased all the ladies through a meadow
While catching one munching
He produced his great truncheon
And tickled her tonsils till mellow...
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Selenite: @ Karlo
There was once a man called Karlo
Who liked to share his video
He made people laugh
If that's not enough
He also was good looking too
There was once a man called Karlo
Who liked to share his video
He made people laugh
If that's not enough
He also was good looking too
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michaelright: there once was a fellow named Pedro
Who chased all the ladies through a meadow
While catching one munching
He produced his great truncheon
And tickled her tonsils till mellow...
There once was man called michealrightWho chased all the ladies through a meadow
While catching one munching
He produced his great truncheon
And tickled her tonsils till mellow...
Mention ladies and he switched on like a light
He played game threads a many
With mary , rose and jenny
His inbox would give you a fright
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She wasn't a chancer oh no no!
She liked to be lead
And always wore red
To the delight of her darling beau!