LIMERICK (64)
Selenite: There was once a man called Rocky
Who thought of himself quite lucky
He minced not his words
Not scared by the herds
Was trully a little monkey
this isn't a limerick it doesn't even rhymeWho thought of himself quite lucky
He minced not his words
Not scared by the herds
Was trully a little monkey
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Selenite: There once was a woman called Irish
Who sported some curls very stylish
She had Irish eyes
Without any lies
Amazing what she could accomplish
There once was a woman called seleniteWho sported some curls very stylish
She had Irish eyes
Without any lies
Amazing what she could accomplish
Who put up the calmest pillow fight
With her thoughtful approach
And her teaching to coach
Kept connecting singles a peaceful flight
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There once was a lady from Nantucket
whose bottom was shaped like a bucket
Gawd I hope Bnaughty doesnt find this thread.
whose bottom was shaped like a bucket
Gawd I hope Bnaughty doesnt find this thread.
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There was an old man from Hong Kong
Who had fingers that were skinny and long
He ate rice with fingers
But the taste of it lingers
And now all his fingers are gone!
Who had fingers that were skinny and long
He ate rice with fingers
But the taste of it lingers
And now all his fingers are gone!
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secretagent09: Yes I have many boyfriends. So there Lee. Smoke that awhile
There once was a woman called agent 09Who tried to take Chris what a crime
So I teased her with Kevin
She thought he was heaven
And our friendship when back to sublime
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rockymarciano: this isn't a limerick it doesn't even rhyme
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there once was a lady from spain
who tried to do limericks in vain
though her efforts were good
i wish that she would
stop causing others such pain
thanks selenite this one's just for you
have a blessed 2020 cheers
who tried to do limericks in vain
though her efforts were good
i wish that she would
stop causing others such pain
thanks selenite this one's just for you
have a blessed 2020 cheers
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rockymarciano: there once was a lady from spain
who tried to do limericks in vain
though her efforts were good
i wish that she would
stop causing others such pain
thanks selenite this one's just for you
have a blessed 2020 cheers
who tried to do limericks in vain
though her efforts were good
i wish that she would
stop causing others such pain
thanks selenite this one's just for you
have a blessed 2020 cheers
Thanks for the wishes Rocky
Hope yours is truly lycky
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Selenite: Thanks for the wishes Rocky
Hope yours is truly lucky
Hope yours is truly lucky
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Selenite: Thanks for the wishes Rocky
Hope yours is truly lycky
thanks for being such a good sportHope yours is truly lycky
all the best and God bless
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irish78eyes: There once was man called michealright
Mention ladies and he switched on like a light
He played game threads a many
With mary , rose and jenny
His inbox would give you a fright
I'd love to play with Mary, Rose , and Jenny Mention ladies and he switched on like a light
He played game threads a many
With mary , rose and jenny
His inbox would give you a fright
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michaelright: I'd love to play with Mary, Rose , and Jenny
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There was a woman from no where
Claims that she had contacted me before
I don't remember her like I don't remember them all
If she was authentic she might wasn't hitted the wall.
I don't care about the make up amount you use
How young you are is the important thing is what can amuse
Claims that she had contacted me before
I don't remember her like I don't remember them all
If she was authentic she might wasn't hitted the wall.
I don't care about the make up amount you use
How young you are is the important thing is what can amuse
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There was one fat Donald Trump,
He was probably found on the dump,
He became president,
And you know how it went
The bulls hit came out of his thumb.
He was probably found on the dump,
He became president,
And you know how it went
The bulls hit came out of his thumb.
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There was some women love to be blabbers
Men shaming and men balls grabber While they haven't any ability to delight
Or a communication skills in the night
Only soothing each other
Like a granny or mother
Honey you are beautiful
While the ghost in the corner of the room Terrified standing
Men shaming and men balls grabber While they haven't any ability to delight
Or a communication skills in the night
Only soothing each other
Like a granny or mother
Honey you are beautiful
While the ghost in the corner of the room Terrified standing
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stranger1978: There was some women love to be blabbers
Men shaming and men balls grabber While they haven't any ability to delight
Or a communication skills in the night
Only soothing each other
Like a granny or mother
Honey you are beautiful
While the ghost in the corner of the room Terrified standing
Men shaming and men balls grabber While they haven't any ability to delight
Or a communication skills in the night
Only soothing each other
Like a granny or mother
Honey you are beautiful
While the ghost in the corner of the room Terrified standing
there once was a man with no photo
as a limeric, his thoughts are a no go
they simply don't rhyme
in the right beat of time
but as thoughts, you just never know
so free form it is
for the mystery whiz
a poetic last line
is simply devine
cheers to the ghosts that are dancing
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jono7: there once was a man with no photo
as a limeric, his thoughts are a no go
they simply don't rhyme
in the right beat of time
but as thoughts, you just never know
so free form it is
for the mystery whiz
a poetic last line
is simply devine
cheers to the ghosts that are dancing
as a limeric, his thoughts are a no go
they simply don't rhyme
in the right beat of time
but as thoughts, you just never know
so free form it is
for the mystery whiz
a poetic last line
is simply devine
cheers to the ghosts that are dancing
Who your gonna call?
Ball busters!
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Selenite: Who your gonna call?
Ball busters!
hiya Selenite Ball busters!
yanno.....
depends on whose balls....
some balls are kinda inviting...
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jono7: hiya Selenite
yanno.....
depends on whose balls....
some balls are kinda inviting...
yanno.....
depends on whose balls....
some balls are kinda inviting...
Hiya Jono! I was only thinking of the ones that aren't ...of course we have better things to do with the ones that are
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Mention ladies and he switched on like a light
He played game threads a many
With mary , rose and jenny
His inbox would give you a fright
There once was a woman called Irish
Who sported some curls very stylish
She had Irish eyes
Without any lies
Amazing what she could accomplish