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Selenite: A humerous & often rude poem of 5 lines.
The 1st & 2nd & 5th lines must have 7 to 8 syllables & rhyme & have the same rhythm.
The 3rd & 4th lines must have only 5 to 7 syllables & rhyme with each other & have the same rhythm!
For example:
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, ''it is just as I feared''
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nest in my beard!
There was once a young man called AliThe 1st & 2nd & 5th lines must have 7 to 8 syllables & rhyme & have the same rhythm.
The 3rd & 4th lines must have only 5 to 7 syllables & rhyme with each other & have the same rhythm!
For example:
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, ''it is just as I feared''
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nest in my beard!
Who kept calling me his sweet baby
He owned his own farm
Meant no one no harm
His wife was also from Karachi
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There was a CSer oh so charming
Whose method of flirting was quite alarming
His modus operandi was fatally flawed
All mens problems blamed solely on the broad
But if shoulder chip gone, he might end up quite disarming
Whose method of flirting was quite alarming
His modus operandi was fatally flawed
All mens problems blamed solely on the broad
But if shoulder chip gone, he might end up quite disarming
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There was once was a politician
Who thought he was a mortician
He wore a red tie instead of blue
Thinking he would lie his way through
For another four years of admission
Who thought he was a mortician
He wore a red tie instead of blue
Thinking he would lie his way through
For another four years of admission
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mollybaby: There was a CSer oh so charming
Whose method of flirting was quite alarming
His modus operandi was fatally flawed
All mens problems blamed solely on the broad
But if shoulder chip gone, he might end up quite disarming
Whose method of flirting was quite alarming
His modus operandi was fatally flawed
All mens problems blamed solely on the broad
But if shoulder chip gone, he might end up quite disarming
There was once a woman from Cork City
Her name was Molly! Yes Molly baby!
She was good for a laugh
Even though she was tough
Nobody there could equal her beauty!
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There was a man from Germa-ny
Who called me a Scammer
The cheek on him. How dare he?
Has he no shame? I'm wondering...
I hope he enjoys my new profile pic!
Who called me a Scammer
The cheek on him. How dare he?
Has he no shame? I'm wondering...
I hope he enjoys my new profile pic!
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Orange is the New Black was a programme on prison events
With tough women in regular residence.
But now it's all foetid
Since the electoral colleges voted
It's now a way of remembering the presidential sequence
With tough women in regular residence.
But now it's all foetid
Since the electoral colleges voted
It's now a way of remembering the presidential sequence
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Kidwell_: There was a man from Germa-ny
Who called me a Scammer
The cheek on him. How dare he?
Has he no shame? I'm wondering...
I hope he enjoys my new profile pic!
Who called me a Scammer
The cheek on him. How dare he?
Has he no shame? I'm wondering...
I hope he enjoys my new profile pic!
There was a lass from Argentina
The most beautiful of latina
She charmed all the men
Again and again
And yet someone called her a scammer!
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mollybaby: Orange is the New Black was a programme on prison events
With tough women in regular residence.
But now it's all foetid
Since the electoral colleges voted
It's now a way of remembering the presidential sequence
With tough women in regular residence.
But now it's all foetid
Since the electoral colleges voted
It's now a way of remembering the presidential sequence
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There's a poster who's called Selenite,
that posts on here every night,
she makes my spine tingle
and all my cells jinge
and she is a most welcome sight
that posts on here every night,
she makes my spine tingle
and all my cells jinge
and she is a most welcome sight
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HarbalEsquire: There's a poster who's called Selenite,
that posts on here every night,
she makes my spine tingle
and all my cells jinge
and she is a most welcome sight
that posts on here every night,
she makes my spine tingle
and all my cells jinge
and she is a most welcome sight
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there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of herwit whip
she got some to strip
enticing them some folly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her
she got some to strip
enticing them some folly
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oops
there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her whip
she got some to strip
enticing them in to some folly
there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her whip
she got some to strip
enticing them in to some folly
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michaelright: There is a little lady called somethingnit
Who tourchered the c s users with her gelegnite
Til her luck ran amuck
But who gives a duck
But a nice little lady all right.
Who tourchered the c s users with her gelegnite
Til her luck ran amuck
But who gives a duck
But a nice little lady all right.
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there once was a woman from spain
whose comments reflected her brain
clever and wry
and notably spry
she outwitted the men without strain
whose comments reflected her brain
clever and wry
and notably spry
she outwitted the men without strain
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jono7: oops
there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her whip
she got some to strip
enticing them in to some folly
there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her whip
she got some to strip
enticing them in to some folly
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you've heard of agent oh nine
whose charm is simply devine
she'll tell you the truth
from her kissing booth
but ya better show up with some wine
whose charm is simply devine
she'll tell you the truth
from her kissing booth
but ya better show up with some wine
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jono7: there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her wit whip
she got some to strip
enticing them some folly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her wit whip
she got some to strip
enticing them some folly
There was once a woman called Jono
She wasn't a chancer oh no no!
She liked to be lead
And always wore red
To the delight of her darling beau!
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jono7: oops
there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her whip
she got some to strip
enticing them in to some folly
there once was a lady named molly
whose cleverness made her quite jolly
with the crack of her whip
she got some to strip
enticing them in to some folly
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jono7: there once was a woman from spain
whose comments reflected her brain
clever and wry
and notably spry
she outwitted the men without strain
whose comments reflected her brain
clever and wry
and notably spry
she outwitted the men without strain
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The 1st & 2nd & 5th lines must have 7 to 8 syllables & rhyme & have the same rhythm.
The 3rd & 4th lines must have only 5 to 7 syllables & rhyme with each other & have the same rhythm!
For example:
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, ''it is just as I feared''
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nest in my beard!