BEST ADVICE YOU EVER HEARD (135)
rasgumby: 1. never pee on an electric fence.
2. never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and lives
2. never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and lives
do as I say, not wot I do
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cathy61: do as I say, not wot I do
Damn I hated that one.
Never walk in front of a goat, never walk behind a horse
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rasgumby: Damn I hated that one.
Never walk in front of a goat, never walk behind a horse
Never walk in front of a goat, never walk behind a horse
never walk by the side of a cow think the same goes for a giraffe but not real sure
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You kill it- you eat it!
I did not kill my ex wife
I did not kill my ex wife
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best advice ever?.........Zip up your mickey!------ This thread is Archived ------
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When I was a small lad and getting potty trained,, my first pr of underware- father told me... no- the hole goes in the front.
but why do they put the tag in the back? you can't read it there?!
but why do they put the tag in the back? you can't read it there?!
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I heard Alfred Hitchcock once say at an
awards ceremony.
My advice to you all is.....stay out of jail!!!
I thought that was pretty good advice
awards ceremony.
My advice to you all is.....stay out of jail!!!
I thought that was pretty good advice
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use the right tool for the job,
a pair of pliars rounds off the nut, {not meant dirty}
a pair of pliars rounds off the nut, {not meant dirty}
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If you don't know what direction you're going, any road will get you there.
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Dance to your own tune.
When I was growing up my grandpa used to tell me "and if they want to fight you give em something to remember"; he had raised only sons. my beloved grandaddie.
When I was growing up my grandpa used to tell me "and if they want to fight you give em something to remember"; he had raised only sons. my beloved grandaddie.
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My mother always told me "count your blessings."
That advice has gotten me through every crisis in my life ... because after I dried my tears and looked around me, I really had nothing to cry about.
That advice has gotten me through every crisis in my life ... because after I dried my tears and looked around me, I really had nothing to cry about.
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Do things right the first time, so you don't have to do them over.
If you can make a mess, you can clean it up
Always say thank you to someone when they give you something. If you dont't know that person, never take anything from them.
Never back talk your mom!
You don't need a boy to tell you that you are pretty, because as long as you think you are than you are beautiful.
never give up and always, at all times, keep your dignity, your pride and your head up."
If you can make a mess, you can clean it up
Always say thank you to someone when they give you something. If you dont't know that person, never take anything from them.
Never back talk your mom!
You don't need a boy to tell you that you are pretty, because as long as you think you are than you are beautiful.
never give up and always, at all times, keep your dignity, your pride and your head up."
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If your fearful of rejection go where people are .... mall, park, exc. and just walk up to people and start conversations. Do this enough and rejections loose there effect.
I did and it is true!
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Don't "F" where you work. Should have followed that one...
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Future belongs to ones who wake up early
Respect others make yourself be respected
Never do to others what you won't them do to yourself
Violence brings about violence
Freedom's limit stops there where others one begins
Respect others make yourself be respected
Never do to others what you won't them do to yourself
Violence brings about violence
Freedom's limit stops there where others one begins
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Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your dad!
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The_Kansan: Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your dad!
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and my favourite..
Keep your friends close.. and your enemies closer.
Keep your friends close.. and your enemies closer.
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2. never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and lives