Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. (10)
If you are calling for a perscription repeat,press 1,
If you would like to make an appointment press 2,
If you are feeling suicidal press 3,and after the beep leave a mesage and someone will get back to you as soon as possable.
If you would like to make an appointment press 2,
If you are feeling suicidal press 3,and after the beep leave a mesage and someone will get back to you as soon as possable.
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I feel guilty saying that it's very funny. It is funny. I have mild symptoms of a couple of the above, so if there's anyone out there with same, be able to laugh at yourself. LJ
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Despite all of the medical technology, the advances and new medications available, I am a believer of the old school.
Like the Readers Digest says "Laughter is the best Medicine
Like the Readers Digest says "Laughter is the best Medicine
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Some one obviously thinks the automated call tree was a stoke of genius, I often think they should have been shot. I used to work for a tech support center for SBC/Yahoo. You don't get happy people on the phone (because they are calling to solve a problem) and then get lost in the call tree "twilight zone".
Now that was a FUN job! I'd rather eat rat poison... that's another thread...pc tech support over the phone, and ...
Now that was a FUN job! I'd rather eat rat poison... that's another thread...pc tech support over the phone, and ...
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You forgot "press 9" to repeat the menu
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If we can't laugh at ourselves then there is no hope for us....
It keeps me going.
It keeps me going.
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Come on answer! We need someone to talk to!
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7=all of the above
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I was once asked if I'd ever had an out of body experience (at the time I hadn't)so I had to honestly reply ,'no', but added that i'd had several out of mind experiences
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press -- no one will answer.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press -- no one will answer.