A husband wakes up to find a note by his side on the bed instead of his wife. It reads ...... "You forgot its our anniversary again, I am out shopping and there better be something in the garage for me something that goes from 0 to 200 km/hr by the time I get back." She returns home excitedly and rushes to the garage and there lying on the floor is a weighing machine. In the obituary column of yesterdays paper, there was a posting for the husbands funeral arrangements.
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She returns home excitedly and rushes to the garage and there lying on the floor is a weighing machine.
In the obituary column of yesterdays paper, there was a posting for the husbands funeral arrangements.