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Polish Divorce ( Archived) (12)

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#1
Dec 12, 2007 9:36 AM CST Polish Divorce
Cerrone
CerroneCerroneBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK40 Threads 352 Posts
CerroneOPBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK352 posts
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.No, I meant what is the foundation of this case?
It's made of concrete.I don't think you understand. Does either of you
have a real grudge?No,we have carport, and not need one.I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have
hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.What makes you think that? I got proof.What kind of proof? She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read,and it say: "Polish Remover"
grin
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#2
Dec 12, 2007 9:38 AM CST Polish Divorce
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
DetenteNorth West, England UK2,742 posts
laugh
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#3
Dec 12, 2007 9:51 AM CST Polish Divorce
jacksparra
jacksparrajacksparrahalifax, UK16 Threads 130 Posts
jacksparrahalifax, UK130 posts
THATS THE BEST ONE IVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME M8 WELL DONE rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
ANY CHANCE OF YOU WASHING MY TROUSER NOW IV JUST PISSED ME SEN
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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#4
Dec 12, 2007 9:55 AM CST Polish Divorce
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
RedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA8,455 posts
Hahaha!



Thanks for the laugh
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#5
Dec 12, 2007 10:14 AM CST Polish Divorce
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
ScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA3,324 posts
luv itrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#6
Dec 12, 2007 10:33 AM CST Polish Divorce
LILLYLADY
LILLYLADYLILLYLADYunknown, Ohio USA27 Threads 1,293 Posts
LILLYLADYunknown, Ohio USA1,293 posts
That is the funniest Polish joke I have ever heard. I am of Polish American decent and this is absolutely hysterically funny. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause
I keep laughing everytime I read it. Great joke!!!
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#7
Dec 12, 2007 10:37 AM CST Polish Divorce
Daniel4021
Daniel4021Daniel4021Somewhere, Tennessee USA157 Threads 8,986 Posts
Daniel4021Somewhere, Tennessee USA8,986 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#8
Dec 12, 2007 10:38 AM CST Polish Divorce
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
curlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada7,052 posts
doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#9
Dec 12, 2007 3:50 PM CST Polish Divorce
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
DknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA7,077 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#10
Dec 12, 2007 3:54 PM CST Polish Divorce
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
ImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#11
Dec 12, 2007 3:58 PM CST Polish Divorce
SweetAngel83
SweetAngel83SweetAngel83Hollywood, Maryland USA5 Threads 34 Posts
SweetAngel83Hollywood, Maryland USA34 posts
jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

That was awesome, I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.
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#12
Jan 28, 2008 2:17 PM CST Polish Divorce
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
p_segCentral, Xlokk Malta4,497 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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