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Never hear a man say ( Archived) (17)

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Dec 28, 2007 9:44 AM CST Never hear a man say
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
FellfroschOPLeipzig, Saxony Germany774 posts
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:

1. Here honey, you use the remote.

2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.

8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

9. We never talk anymore
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#2
Dec 28, 2007 9:46 AM CST Never hear a man say
judd28
judd28judd28mullingar, Westmeath Ireland14 Threads 1,182 Posts
judd28mullingar, Westmeath Ireland1,182 posts
10. I think I have had enough beerbeer
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#3
Dec 28, 2007 9:46 AM CST Never hear a man say
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
FellfroschOPLeipzig, Saxony Germany774 posts
good point. cheers
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#4
Dec 28, 2007 9:47 AM CST Never hear a man say
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
cristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands17,243 posts
"we never talk anymore"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

oh myrolling on the floor laughing laugh

thumbs up
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#5
Dec 28, 2007 10:30 AM CST Never hear a man say
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
highplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA4,288 posts
I would much rather paint the bathroom on Sunday than watch football and drink beer. Don't be silly.rolling on the floor laughing
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#6
Dec 28, 2007 11:55 AM CST Never hear a man say
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Hugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada25,438 posts
Honey today is all about you....sit down and I will look after everything while you relax and watch your favourite shows!!!!!!

grin
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#7
Dec 28, 2007 1:10 PM CST Never hear a man say
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Hugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada25,438 posts
Sit down while I tell you how I feel....roll eyes laugh
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#8
Dec 28, 2007 1:14 PM CST Never hear a man say
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
RicksterNew York, USA3,362 posts
Honey, what are you talking about?
frustrated
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#9
Dec 28, 2007 1:33 PM CST Never hear a man say
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Hugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada25,438 posts
I'm gonna pull over to ask for directions....roll eyes doh grin
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#10
Dec 28, 2007 2:17 PM CST Never hear a man say
blue_eyed_blonde
blue_eyed_blondeblue_eyed_blondeVinton, Iowa USA51 Threads 5,458 Posts
blue_eyed_blondeVinton, Iowa USA5,458 posts
yes that one is so true....rolling on the floor laughing

my favs...While I'm up, can I get you anything? We never talk anymore...rolling on the floor laughing
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#11
Dec 28, 2007 2:26 PM CST Never hear a man say
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA28 Threads 1 Polls 5,159 Posts
constanzaLA, California USA5,159 posts
Number 8 is very cool yay
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#12
Dec 28, 2007 3:03 PM CST Never hear a man say
borednup4alaugh
borednup4alaughborednup4alaughprefer not to say, Wexford Ireland11 Threads 65 Posts
borednup4alaughprefer not to say, Wexford Ireland65 posts
Baby of course I dont mind if your Mother moves in with us!
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#13
Dec 28, 2007 10:45 PM CST Never hear a man say
dawg126040
dawg126040dawg126040lawrenceburg, Tennessee USA2 Posts
dawg126040lawrenceburg, Tennessee USA2 posts
dammit u got minefrustrated
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#14
Dec 28, 2007 10:54 PM CST Never hear a man say
Pptrixibell
PptrixibellPptrixibellEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK5 Threads 1,903 Posts
PptrixibellEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK1,903 posts
It's okay honey you go shopping and I'll miss the European Cup Match..I don't need to go to it...
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#15
Dec 29, 2007 12:15 AM CST Never hear a man say
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina40 Threads 4,041 Posts
solitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina4,041 posts
You wait in the car, honey, while I go ask for directions....
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#16
Dec 29, 2007 1:10 AM CST Never hear a man say
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA51 Threads 1 Polls 1,863 Posts
ZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA1,863 posts
2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

I say that all the time!!! blues
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#17
Dec 29, 2007 1:11 AM CST Never hear a man say
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA51 Threads 1 Polls 1,863 Posts
ZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA1,863 posts
yes, why is that unusual?
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