For All Those Rushing to Canada Immigration Tomorrow.... ( Archived) (116)

Hey I like it down there too,NC is beautiful.

OMG!!!!!!!! He's hillarious...It's fun to see just what people in the US DONT know about Canada!!!!!!!

where do I sign up??

Can I just go ahead and move into one of the undergrond places as a maintenance man!!

Actually it's harder getting through the border to come her than to go to the US. I'll put in a good word for you

Canadian Driving Styles....

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 40 kn/hr in the fast lane with left blinker on: VICTORIA

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging haed on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VANCOUVER

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: PRINCE GEORGE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on brake and both feet being on accelerator, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: RED DEER

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terros: SASKATOON but driving in TORONTO

One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scrapper in hand out front window scrapping frost, Guess Who on 8-track playing "Share the Land," hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO

One hand one wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on acceleerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY

And exactly, my dear lady, WHY is all this "YOUR" fault?? MAybe you could admit your faults (if any) and allow others the dignity of realizing "their" faults and the consequences of said faults..

I was told the most dangerous color in Canada is

White especially if you wear it.
There a good chance of you being run over with a snowplough.

Ive lived in the US Australia and Canada. .But i like the English weather You never Know whats coming.

UUMM, excuse me dear.... There is no -500 F., that is below absolute zero, meaning the absence of any heat.....

But, I must ad, as lovely as some of you are, YOU'RE FRICKIN NUTS TO BE IN THAT COLD!!!!!!

By international agreement, absolute zero is defined as precisely 0 K on the Kelvin scale, which is a thermodynamic (absolute) temperature scale, and –273.15 °C on the Celsius scale. Absolute zero is also precisely equivalent to 0 °R on the Rankine scale (also a thermodynamic temperature scale), and –459.67 °F on the Fahrenheit scale.

I hereby cancel my subscription to the resurrection...of my interest in Canadianizing myself... What a bunch of sick puppies! Like I'd want to move to a place that makes South Dakota look like sunny California...eeerrrch!

Seriously, considering the way things are going down here, if there isn't a major change away from Pax Americana, I may be forced to add some extra clothing and trudge up there regardless...