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Feb 4, 2008 4:05 PM CST DEPRESSED!
nowwhat
nowwhatnowwhatNorthglenn, Colorado USA8 Threads 67 Posts
I was depressd last night so I called Lifeline.blues

Got a call center in Pakistanconfused

Told them I was suicidalmoping

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!jaw drop
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Feb 4, 2008 4:23 PM CST DEPRESSED!
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Sorry you felt so depressed last night and got a call center in Pakistan. To ask you if you could drive a truck, what has that got to do with it, did they want you to drive there? Hope you are feeling better today, and if need to phone again, do not phone Pakistan, as we know they do not help.
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Feb 4, 2008 5:03 PM CST DEPRESSED!
codecatz4
codecatz4codecatz4Madison, Indiana USA7 Threads 34 Posts
Thats funny.Thought you really was depressed until i read the category.Jokes and Humor.The jokes on me.lol
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Feb 4, 2008 5:07 PM CST DEPRESSED!
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
after seeing the incident live from israel today

what size belt do you take roll eyes
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Feb 4, 2008 5:10 PM CST DEPRESSED!
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
kitty01: Sorry you felt so depressed last night and got a call center in Pakistan. To ask you if you could drive a truck, what has that got to do with it, did they want you to drive there? Hope you are feeling better today, and if need to phone again, do not phone Pakistan, as we know they do not help.


Kitty... it was a joke!! Done badly, admittedly... its usually "I got asked if I could fly a 'plane"??....... old joke, love.

hug
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Feb 4, 2008 5:22 PM CST DEPRESSED!
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
codecatz4: Thats funny.Thought you really was depressed until i read the category.Jokes and Humor.The jokes on me.lol
got me, thought it was real
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Feb 4, 2008 5:40 PM CST DEPRESSED!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
hilarious
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Feb 5, 2008 11:02 AM CST DEPRESSED!
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
nowwhat: I was depressd last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan

Told them I was suicidal

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 5, 2008 12:08 PM CST DEPRESSED!
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
nowwhat: I was depressd last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan

Told them I was suicidal

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!


rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 6, 2008 8:50 PM CST DEPRESSED!
texas444
texas444texas444San Antonio, Texas USA1 Posts
nowwhat: I was depressd last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan

Told them I was suicidal

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!



took me a second but i got it...lmao!
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Mar 6, 2008 8:56 PM CST DEPRESSED!
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
nowwhat: I was depressd last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan

Told them I was suicidal

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 6, 2008 9:08 PM CST DEPRESSED!
Rachel07
Rachel07Rachel07toronto, Ontario Canada4 Threads 35 Posts
doh holly molly ! is that real !!!!1rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2008 6:43 PM CST DEPRESSED!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
nowwhat: I was depressd last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan

Told them I was suicidal

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!



Dang, I'm IMPRESSED!

I posted the exact same joke about a month ago and it got pulled in less than 4 hours!

(Go figure!) laugh
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Mar 7, 2008 6:52 PM CST DEPRESSED!
mick470
mick470mick470prior lake, Minnesota USA20 Threads 1 Polls 218 Posts
When's the truck leaving? Ha!
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