Famous last words (45)

Feb 10, 2008 5:20 PM CST Famous last words
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
Who is it? Who is it? ------> Billy the Kid rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 10, 2008 5:56 PM CST Famous last words
CuspofMagic
CuspofMagicCuspofMagiclight, South Australia Australia278 Threads 7,904 Posts
---i'm not going laugh
Feb 11, 2008 2:11 AM CST Famous last words
twinself
twinselftwinself..., Majjistral Malta36 Threads 1,347 Posts
Hey...don't this guy's final words just throw you??!!

doh rolling on the floor laughing

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, who was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.
Feb 11, 2008 2:30 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Amazing!!....
The guy should be given life instead for having a pretty incredible sense of humour....
maybe he could make up his debt to society by sitting in a prison cell, bashing out a daily humour blog.....title?..."Jailed Junk Food"...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


twinself: Hey...don't this guy's final words just throw you??!!



Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, who was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.
Feb 11, 2008 4:06 AM CST Famous last words
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Look ma, no hands!motorcycle
Feb 11, 2008 4:27 AM CST Famous last words
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
kidatheart: Look ma, no hands!


'I told you I was ill!' (man on death bed)

'You're going to feel a little drowsy, when you wake up everything will be over' (last words heard when having an unsuccessful operation)

'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to cherish and to hold, in sickness and in health, for better or worse, until death you part?' (old-fashioned voluntary life sentence)

'I do' (see above) grin



help
Feb 11, 2008 4:30 AM CST Famous last words
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
'Sting rays are gentle creatures' (summat like that just before that Aussie guy who played with crocs and deadly snakes got stung to death! sigh )
Feb 11, 2008 4:32 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"I'm bored with it all..."

Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965
Feb 11, 2008 4:33 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"My God. What's happened?...."

~~ Diana (Spencer), Princess of Wales, d. August 31, 1997
Feb 11, 2008 4:35 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.."


Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.
~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara, d. October 9, 1967
Feb 11, 2008 4:37 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"Oh, I am not going to die, am I? He will not separate us, we have been so happy.."

Spoken to her husband of 9 months, Rev. Arthur Nicholls.
~~ Charlotte Bronte, writer, d. March 31, 1855
Feb 11, 2008 4:40 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis..."

~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
Feb 11, 2008 4:46 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have...."

~~ Leonardo da Vinci, artist, d. 1519
Feb 11, 2008 4:48 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"Hell, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."

Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
Feb 11, 2008 5:56 AM CST Famous last words
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
Please know that I am quite aware of the hazards. Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail, their failure must be but a challenge to others.
Last letter to her husband before her last flight.

KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low.
Last radio communiqué before her disappearance.
~~ Amelia Earhart, d. 1937
Feb 11, 2008 6:25 AM CST Famous last words
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
"It's not dangerous, hang on, I'll show you!"

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"I'll get your toast out."
Feb 11, 2008 7:04 AM CST Famous last words
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Oslojente: "It's not dangerous, hang on, I'll show you!"

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"I'll get your toast out."



'Come here tiger! smitten ' rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 11, 2008 7:17 AM CST Famous last words
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
ya 'all, watch this!

*anonymous hillbilly, all over the south*
Feb 11, 2008 11:06 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do..."

~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Feb 11, 2008 11:12 AM CST Famous last words
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
"Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit"

From Luke 23:46
~~ Jesus Christ
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

Stats for this Thread

2,202 Views
44 Comments
by Manolito (19 Threads)
Created: Feb 2008
Last Viewed: Apr 25
Last Commented: Apr 2008

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here