On America's Oil Shortage... (25)
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So True!!!!
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Amen......and a double Amen.
One dipstick is in Illinois and one is in New York. Both are opposed to drilling in Anwar.
The Arizona dipstick is opposed also, I think?
One dipstick is in Illinois and one is in New York. Both are opposed to drilling in Anwar.
The Arizona dipstick is opposed also, I think?
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Do like your humour!!!! 
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Bumped in honor of Mastic's gas thread! 
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The_Kansan: Bumped in honor of Mastic's gas thread!
Good deal Don!!! I missed this the first time! Thanks for the rerun!
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dcj22: Good deal Don!!! I missed this the first time! Thanks for the rerun!
I missed it first time around too. Good one, as usual
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dcj22: Good deal Don!!! I missed this the first time! Thanks for the rerun!
bajanblue: I missed it first time around too. Good one, as usual
Glad to be of service, Dana!
Thanks Dori! Good morning!
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now that was funny!
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It's good the 2nd time around. (same as the girlfriend)
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Great post Kansan,i might add the Environmental Wackos on that list too.They do not want us to drill for oil but are the biggest WHINERS and COMPLAINERS of the price.Yet they can allow the Communist China and Cuba to drill for oil off the coast of Cuba near America soil and not WHINE about it.
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rob10652: Great post Kansan,i might add the Environmental Wackos on that list too.They do not want us to drill for oil but are the biggest WHINERS and COMPLAINERS of the price.Yet they can allow the Communist China and Cuba to drill for oil off the coast of Cuba near America soil and not WHINE about it.
I wonder which political party the wackos belong to~~~?
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Hi Indy, they belong to the Socialist,Communist and the rest are the Liberals in both DEMS and GOP...
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rob10652: Hi Indy, they belong to the Socialist,Communist and the rest are the Liberals in both DEMS and GOP...
Well, since the Communist party has pretty much died out, I think that reduces the pool of parties.
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That's friggen funny... I always enjoy your humor..
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Sparky55: That's friggen funny... I always enjoy your humor..
I'm not sure who you're referencing.....but what the hell, I'll take credit.
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DIPSH""""TS,
Sorry,you meant Dipsticks
Sorry,you meant Dipsticks
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
ALASKA
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
North Dakota
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in:
Washington, DC!!!
Any Questions???
NOPE?
Didn't think So...