What are some things a man over 35 shouldn't do? (62)
tampa1London, Ontario Canada56 Threads 3,057 PostsDate a 16 year old....
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Invite his parents along for your romantic valentine's dinner! 
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Same things a man under 35 shouldn't do.
PS...who are these "35" that's he's "over"...?
PS...who are these "35" that's he's "over"...?
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wearing his slippers to the grocery store...........
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Lmao.. my brother does that
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Put on that 70's polyester John Travolta looking suit (including the black mens bikini) and go hang in the produce section hoping to get lucky.
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pierce his ears and wear fubus
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wear pants that are 3 sizes to small and then bend over..
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Brag about how he "scores" all the time with the ladies!
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Are you sure you're over 35?
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hmmm maby I was born again and didn't realize it.. 
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Coulda been a type O on your birth certificate!
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Have the same underwear in his underwear drawer that he had at age 25 
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I think I would have remembered that.. or maybe not.. 
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<====Betting he has his Birth Certificate out and is checking for possible type O's!
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so you are a beautiful exception to the rule then.......
we are a rare and endangered specis tho doncha know!!!!
(notice i said we lmao!!!!)
we are a rare and endangered specis tho doncha know!!!!
(notice i said we lmao!!!!)
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yes evidently we are and I'm not speaking French 
oh and Arabella I still love my mickey mouse underwear
so why should I get rid of them? 
and I'm not speaking French oh and Arabella I still love my mickey mouse underwear
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heres a brief list from experience:
skateborad
expect mini-gil to function 24/7 (more than 4 hours is a medical emergency isnt it?)
spend an hour on the floor working and expect to stand up straight
drive 5 hours without a single stop
run around in the dark looking for that stupid cat
dance when intoxicated
play twister
roller blade
not start any story without the words "back in my day"
play guitar for more than 3 hours straight (ouch)
enter a mosh pit with your 2 teen daughters
skateborad
expect mini-gil to function 24/7 (more than 4 hours is a medical emergency isnt it?)
spend an hour on the floor working and expect to stand up straight
drive 5 hours without a single stop
run around in the dark looking for that stupid cat
dance when intoxicated
play twister
roller blade
not start any story without the words "back in my day"
play guitar for more than 3 hours straight (ouch)
enter a mosh pit with your 2 teen daughters
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You mean what are things that all men young AND old shouldn't do!
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