ladies whats it take to win your heart (154)
jbibiza: A hotdog and an order of thighs eerrrr I mean fries
I'll fry you some thighs, Lady
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airliner: I'll fry you some thighs, Lady
Ohhhh I just hate those Freudian slips....
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Prob have a huge bank account to begin with, then have these chisled muscles, that 's what ladies seem to want
They don't want someone like me, broke, chubby, likes espn and slobbers when he sleeps, they just go get a dog..
They don't want someone like me, broke, chubby, likes espn and slobbers when he sleeps, they just go get a dog..
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If you can make me smile... you have my heart !!
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cardsfan24: Prob have a huge bank account to begin with, then have these chisled muscles, that 's what ladies seem to want
They don't want someone like me, broke, chubby, likes espn and slobbers when he sleeps, they just go get a dog..
Hang on, cards, you, too, have a dog They don't want someone like me, broke, chubby, likes espn and slobbers when he sleeps, they just go get a dog..
Hi cards, Let you in on a secret. It's not all about money and looks that clinches it for women. Many women these days make their own good money.
So a man's gotta have much more than that for most of us ladies, not to say there aren't women out there whose sole aim is to snare such a man. Qualities such as attentiveness, giving of their time, good humoured/natured, TOLERANT of our moods
etc. They are all crucial 
Pssst. How come you've got yourself a dog?
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princess49503: quit chewin tobacco for starters.......
I don't chew tobacco...
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kissmedeeply: Well be honest from the get go...
Say sweet things....
Be kind and gentle when she needs it....
Just be urself and dont try to be something that you are not....
Say sweet things....
Be kind and gentle when she needs it....
Just be urself and dont try to be something that you are not....
I'll second that...
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Aries01: I'll second that... just be urself.. the best relationships are the ones that have a foundation of genuine friendship...
yes that's important
also having their own home to go back to
as I don't envisage ever living with
someone again................................................
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SirenLydia: yes that's important
also having their own home to go back to
as I don't envisage ever living with
someone again................................................
also having their own home to go back to
as I don't envisage ever living with
someone again................................................
.. me neither.. not outside of marriage anyhow..
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Aries01: .. me neither.. not outside of marriage anyhow..
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Alan_50501: what is it that a guy can do to make your
heart just melt
heart just melt
Be true to yourself and a gentleman in every way
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Alan_50501: what is it that a guy can do to make your
heart just melt
Oxy-Acetylene-Torch?heart just melt
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A plane ticket to come see me 
!!!!! You win!!!!! 
You win!!!!
!!!!! You win!!!!! You win!!!! ------ This thread is Archived ------
Conrad73: Oxy-Acetylene-Torch?
Napalm works rather well also------ This thread is Archived ------
GRshygirl: Ok this is a warning - many of you will think this is very corney.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I met my last boyfriend on a site like this only it was locale. We started out just e-mailing each other. He was on the site looking for marriage and I was just looking for a boy toy. I made it clear that was all I was interested in. I had gone out on a first and last date with several different guys. I knew on the first date it wasn't going to work.
So Geoge and I continued to talk thru IM and e-mails. He was very nice and I could talk to him about anything including my man problems. He sent me a picture and there was no spark. I was honest with him and he knew we would only be friends and nothing else.
Then after a couple of months of talking every day, he asked if I would like to meet him for dinner. So I met him, we had dinner and went to a comedy club. there was no spark.
We went out to dinner and drinks a couple more times. We got along very well. He was great but there was no spark.
One night we had dinner and then went to a bar for a couple of drinks. We were sitting up at the bar, talking. They were playing sappy music. The kind of songs I sing to really loud when no one is around to hear me.
My arms were resting up on the bar and George put his hands gently over mine and held them. I looked at our hands for a minute and then looked up at him. I looked into his eyes for a minute and then...there was a spark.
I leaned over and kissed him and looked at him again and indeed there was a spark. Wow. Then I couldn't stop kissing him and he said "someone is going to tell us to get a room". I said "then let's get a room".
Half hour later we were doing a lot more than just kissing. All he did was hold my hands and it melted my heart.
After he melted my heart by holding my hands he did what Pat said.
He bought me 2 horses. He bought me diamonds. He took me to Vagas, the grand canyon, Florida and Hawaii. He brought icecream, chocolate and pizzas up to work for the girls and I.
That was really sappy.
I hope everyone isn't
I just made a really long story short.
Why did it end?The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I met my last boyfriend on a site like this only it was locale. We started out just e-mailing each other. He was on the site looking for marriage and I was just looking for a boy toy. I made it clear that was all I was interested in. I had gone out on a first and last date with several different guys. I knew on the first date it wasn't going to work.
So Geoge and I continued to talk thru IM and e-mails. He was very nice and I could talk to him about anything including my man problems. He sent me a picture and there was no spark. I was honest with him and he knew we would only be friends and nothing else.
Then after a couple of months of talking every day, he asked if I would like to meet him for dinner. So I met him, we had dinner and went to a comedy club. there was no spark.
We went out to dinner and drinks a couple more times. We got along very well. He was great but there was no spark.
One night we had dinner and then went to a bar for a couple of drinks. We were sitting up at the bar, talking. They were playing sappy music. The kind of songs I sing to really loud when no one is around to hear me.
My arms were resting up on the bar and George put his hands gently over mine and held them. I looked at our hands for a minute and then looked up at him. I looked into his eyes for a minute and then...there was a spark.
I leaned over and kissed him and looked at him again and indeed there was a spark. Wow. Then I couldn't stop kissing him and he said "someone is going to tell us to get a room". I said "then let's get a room".
Half hour later we were doing a lot more than just kissing. All he did was hold my hands and it melted my heart.
After he melted my heart by holding my hands he did what Pat said.
He bought me 2 horses. He bought me diamonds. He took me to Vagas, the grand canyon, Florida and Hawaii. He brought icecream, chocolate and pizzas up to work for the girls and I.
That was really sappy.
I hope everyone isn't
I just made a really long story short.
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Hawkgirl: Why did it end?
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He would take my face gently in to his hands and look at me with unabashed desire in his eyes bend down to me and barely graze my lips with his and continue to kiss me softly until everything else faded away but the feel of his mouth on mine!!!!!!
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wixomwizard: That was short? I thought I was reading War and Peace!
good one!!
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Hawkgirl: He would take my face gently in to his hands and look at me with unabashed desire in his eyes bend down to me and barely graze my lips with his and continue to kiss me softly until everything else faded away but the feel of his mouth on mine!!!!!!
Oh, that is so sweet....No offence meant, but great ideas for a chapter in a Mills and Boon/Harlequin novel!
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A hotdog and an order of thighs eerrrr I mean fries