Claayer: I just bought my dad a Birthday card that says:
* Too much alcohol will give you blurred vision and make your willy fall off!* ... then inside in blurry writing it says..
*Uh-oh!.. I hope thats a cocktail sausage on the floor!*
hahahaI saw another one too.. It said.. *Vodka... cheaper than botox.. and paralyses more muscles* .... haha
Claaaayer, my WILD ENGLISH SHIELA, WHO SCUBA DIVES IN THE BATH TUB" Good day to you , you vision of wanton lust and submersion! that was a mouthful damn there's that frichin lis stick again....here let me wipe that off you, before I embarrass you further.
ClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
wixomwizard: Claaaayer, my WILD ENGLISH SHIELA, WHO SCUBA DIVES IN THE BATH TUB" Good day to you , you vision of wanton lust and submersion! that was a mouthful damn there's that frichin lis stick again....here let me wipe that off you, before I embarrass you further.
::sliiiiiiiiiiiiides straightjacket back onto Wixom:::::
There once was a lady named Claayer , who took everything to bare, the Bobbies came over and they tried to drove her, but she said "Please don't mess up my hair."
wixomwizard: Claaaayer, my WILD ENGLISH SHIELA, WHO SCUBA DIVES IN THE BATH TUB" Good day to you , you vision of wanton lust and submersion! that was a mouthful damn there's that frichin lis stick again....here let me wipe that off you, before I embarrass you further.
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