WHAT`S YOUR MOTTO? (183)
phoenixparis, Ile-de-France France81 Threads 4 Polls 3,669 PostsIf you want my lovin' hurry up and tell me..because there's pretty girls waitin' but I'll give first refusal to you..
I've got a nickle and if you 've got a dime...let's go honky tonkin' 'till the break of day.....
life is to short to be in a rush all the time
Housework is something I am wonderful at...
I can sweep a room with a glance....
I can sweep a room with a glance....
JUST the housekeeper I need!!!...NOT!
Sommerauer71: Housework is something I am wonderful at...
I can sweep a room with a glance....
I can sweep a room with a glance....
Lagoona22: JUST the housekeeper I need!!!...NOT!
I love housework.
Ironing, laundry, scrubbing, I love to get down with the marigolds and scrub...
And I iron all my teatowels and my bedding...
Sommerauer71: I love housework.
Ironing, laundry, scrubbing, I love to get down with the marigolds and scrub...
And I iron all my teatowels and my bedding...
Ironing, laundry, scrubbing, I love to get down with the marigolds and scrub...
And I iron all my teatowels and my bedding...
I love a good-hearted scrubber!
and I was going to give this as my quote of the day:
'Do unto other's wine cellars what you'd like to do to your own - if you had one!'
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
Homer J Simpson.
"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."
"Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
Homer J Simpson.
"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."
"Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
phoenix: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car""Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning." "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!" "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
Homer J Simpson. "The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.""Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove.""A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!" "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
Homer J Simpson. "The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.""Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove.""A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
All very good - but you can only have one motto!
May I suggest?
"Scantilly clad Swedish female volleyball players who own extensive wine cellars are THE BEST"
rusty_knight: All very good - but you can only have one motto!
May I suggest?
{b]"Scantilly clad Swedish female volleyball players who own extensive wine cellars are THE BEST"
May I suggest?
{b]"Scantilly clad Swedish female volleyball players who own extensive wine cellars are THE BEST"
How much for the copy right...
phoenix: How much for the copy right...
only 8% of what you find in her cellar! ~nudge~ ~nudge~ ~wink~ ~wink~
rusty_knight:
only 8% of what you find in her cellar! ~nudge~ ~nudge~ ~wink~ ~wink~
phoenix: How much for the copy right...
only 8% of what you find in her cellar! ~nudge~ ~nudge~ ~wink~ ~wink~
"Lord, she was so petite and cute, but (*wowza*) she had the most enormous cellar!
"
"The Middle Eastern states aren't nations, they're quarrels with borders."
PJ O'Rouke.
"In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air."
Jonathan Raban.
FUNNY QUOTES BY OSCAR WILDE
"In married life three is company and two none."
From 'The Importance of Being Earnest' 1895.
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
From 'The Importance of Being Earnest' 1895.
"I can resist everything except temptation."
From 'Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892.
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
From 'Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892.
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
From 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891.
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."
From 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891.
"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."
From 'Sebastian Melmoth' 1891.
"The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."
From 'A Woman of No Importance' 1893.
"I have nothing to declare except my genuis."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
PJ O'Rouke.
"In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air."
Jonathan Raban.
FUNNY QUOTES BY OSCAR WILDE
"In married life three is company and two none."
From 'The Importance of Being Earnest' 1895.
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
From 'The Importance of Being Earnest' 1895.
"I can resist everything except temptation."
From 'Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892.
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
From 'Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892.
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
From 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891.
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."
From 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891.
"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."
From 'Sebastian Melmoth' 1891.
"The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."
From 'A Woman of No Importance' 1893.
"I have nothing to declare except my genuis."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Today's tear drop's are tomorrow's rainbows......
Roy Obrison,Gene Pitney, Ricky Nelson
Roy Obrison,Gene Pitney, Ricky Nelson
I aint singing the blues...I'm just telling you the bad luck I've had....
Jimmie 'the singing brake-man' Rodgers
Jimmie 'the singing brake-man' Rodgers
Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement.
If 26% of vehicle accidents are caused by drunk drivers, then that means that 74% are caused by Sober drivers!.... So, to lessen the odds of having an accident, tis better to be drunk?
smoky: If 26% of vehicle accidents are caused by drunk drivers, then that means that 74% are caused by Sober drivers!.... So, to lessen the odds of having an accident, tis better to be drunk?
hear hear i will second that motion.
so what you boozing my dear.
gussi: hear hear i will second that motion.
so what you boozing my dear.
so what you boozing my dear.
Dear Gussi, I do NOT "booze" - I partake, in a ladylike manner ...... when the sun reaches the yardarm, of whatever has the fullest amount in it!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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