The Broken Lawn Mower!! (14)
So right aswell 
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mylifewithu: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, riding motorcycles,
fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, riding motorcycles,
fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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about right from my experiences.
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Funny,
thus far only us ladies have seen the humour in this......
thus far only us ladies have seen the humour in this......
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Good one! 
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SirenLydia: Funny,
thus far only us ladies have seen the humour in this......
I know it, Oh wellthus far only us ladies have seen the humour in this......
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Yall are sick, Sick I say!!!!!!
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EZGOING1: Yall are sick, Sick I say!!!!!!
Well what do you expect from a smartass man handing over a tooth brush too sweep things.
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Hi Life. Good one. I will try to remember it for future reference.
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Lonely1: Hi Life. Good one. I will try to remember it for future reference.
You better
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I will give her a fork to rake!
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Lonely1: I will give her a fork to rake!
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other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, riding motorcycles,
fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.