Are you plagued by popups? ( Archived) (34)

Oct 27, 2008 10:42 AM CST Are you plagued by popups?
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
jbibiza: Someone sent me this... pretty good reply to Bill Gates....

At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry
with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology
like the computer industry
has,we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the
gallon. In response to Bill's comments,

General Motors issued a press
release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would
all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it,
and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you
would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive but would run on only five
percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold
of the radio antenna.

9. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the
same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.


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That is just priceless JB, worth framing and hang on the wall, thank you

#10... Check out BMW laugh laugh
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Oct 27, 2008 10:59 AM CST Are you plagued by popups?
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
Computers…

Linux
To compare it to the car industry proves fitting. A car works, in rain and in sunshine. But each model of a car has its own set of controls, parts and specifications. Sure, some parts do fit over a range of models and even manufacturers, generic parts, but most are model specific.

So is the case with Linux, it uses a set of controls for each type of hardware, very model specific. This is why when Linux works, it works well. But do not just try to install it on any common Laptop, you WILL run into problems. The hardware manufactures are still not in pace with the free software world.

For now, MS products have the reign, but it is starting to change, slowly.

As for Apple, that would be like as if everyone drove a Mercedes. Nothing else available, but a nice ride anyway. And it works. Sure, you can install some parts from other cars into it, but it is not really meant to be there.

wine
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Oct 27, 2008 11:29 AM CST Are you plagued by popups?
Nope!
Using Firefox 3.
AVG FREE 8
FREE ZoneAlarm 6.5

NoScript Firefox Plugin

Firefox has Built In PopUp Blocker.


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Oct 27, 2008 11:35 AM CST Are you plagued by popups?
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
In response to: Are you plagued by popups?



Yup every day
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Oct 27, 2008 11:37 AM CST Are you plagued by popups?
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
mike69spain: Computers…

Linux
To compare it to the car industry proves fitting. A car works, in rain and in sunshine. But each model of a car has its own set of controls, parts and specifications. Sure, some parts do fit over a range of models and even manufacturers, generic parts, but most are model specific.

So is the case with Linux, it uses a set of controls for each type of hardware, very model specific. This is why when Linux works, it works well. But do not just try to install it on any common Laptop, you WILL run into problems. The hardware manufactures are still not in pace with the free software world.

For now, MS products have the reign, but it is starting to change, slowly.

As for Apple, that would be like as if everyone drove a Mercedes. Nothing else available, but a nice ride anyway. And it works. Sure, you can install some parts from other cars into it, but it is not really meant to be there.


Mostly agree, but Apple is more than just a Merc, it does what is required of it, I can't think of anything a PC can do that a Mac can't and in most cases a lot better, you don't need to add other parts

JMObeer
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Oct 27, 2008 12:22 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Conrad73: Nope!
Using Firefox 3.
AVG FREE 8
FREE ZoneAlarm 6.5

NoScript Firefox Plugin

Firefox has Built In PopUp Blocker.


That don't work worth a damn!
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Oct 27, 2008 12:26 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rasgumby: That don't work worth a damn!

ras, in this case Firefox's popup blocker won't help, as this is a virus and not a popup advert one encounters whilst browsing.

check my previous post in page 1 pls.
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Oct 27, 2008 12:37 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
With my Setup I haven't had Malware of any Kind in a Donkey's Age.
Getting jealous sometimes when I hear people complain about their Malware Infestations!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 27, 2008 1:44 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
p_seg: ras, in this case Firefox's popup blocker won't help, as this is a virus and not a popup advert one encounters whilst browsing.

check my previous post in page 1 pls.


Know it.. previously responded on getting rid of the virushandshake
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Oct 27, 2008 1:45 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Conrad73: With my Setup I haven't had Malware of any Kind in a Donkey's Age.
Getting jealous sometimes when I hear people complain about their Malware Infestations!


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Oct 27, 2008 1:46 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rasgumby: Know it.. previously responded on getting rid of the virus

oh, excuse me, but I had misunderstood your post! doh

handshake cheers
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Oct 27, 2008 2:18 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
oh ha hascold
grin

Glad they were fairly easy to remove!!!

I got one about 18 months ago called...... about blank...

comp was unusable for a week.. took hours and hours to hunt it down to remove it piece by piece....

If something like that happened now.. he would be so ""stay the hell off of my computer!!"
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Oct 27, 2008 2:26 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
Are you plagued by popups?

Nah!!! But some of my male friends are!!!

The others have managed to "modify" their registry when their spouses threatened them with having their resources tied up. Others seem to be running dadaware programs keeping their focus on their offspring.
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Oct 27, 2008 2:28 PM CST Are you plagued by popups?
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
FlowerOfTheSun: Are you plagued by popups?

Nah!!! But some of my male friends are!!!

The others have managed to "modify" their registry when their spouses threatened them with having their resources tied up. Others seem to be running dadaware programs keeping their focus on their offspring.




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