Old drama: Is God male or female? ( Archived) (45)

Nov 10, 2008 1:28 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
Steevyv
SteevyvSteevyvsisak, Central Croatia Croatia65 Threads 805 Posts
I have a friend who swears that must be female because who else can create such a mess. Right or wrong?
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Nov 10, 2008 1:29 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Steevyv: I have a friend who swears that must be female because who else can create such a mess. Right or wrong?
Men create messes , women clean it up. professor laugh wink
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Nov 10, 2008 1:29 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
The world is beautiful, and all of its kingdoms are filled with both genders. To me, God is both male and female, yin and yang.
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Nov 10, 2008 1:30 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
GOD, is a spirtual being.... The Bible does say, that GOD created "man" in his own image..........cheers
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Nov 10, 2008 1:30 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
Steevyv: I have a friend who swears that must be female because who else can create such a mess. Right or wrong?


And I have a friend who swears he must be male for the same reason
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Nov 10, 2008 1:30 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
mylifewithu: Men create messes , women clean it up.


sooooo true!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 10, 2008 1:31 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
Tater: GOD, is a spirtual being.... The Bible does say, that GOD created "man" in his own image..........


Yes, & the bible's been copied over & over... by monks... who are MALES!
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Nov 10, 2008 2:08 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
Skybow
SkybowSkybowapple valley, California USA4 Threads 1,146 Posts
Tater: GOD, is a spirtual being.... The Bible does say, that GOD created "man" in his own image..........


And supposedly woman from a man's rib, with some important and beautiful modifications.

laugh cheering laugh
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Nov 10, 2008 2:12 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
sweetowen: Yes, & the bible's been copied over & over... by monks... who are MALES!


Monks are males - no kidding.....are you sure? tongue

Anyway, we all know that a human foetus starts off female until testosterone kicks in after 'x' days or whatever and then it gets all deformed and stuff - right? confused
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Nov 10, 2008 2:15 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
BnaturAl
BnaturAlBnaturAlSarnia, Ontario Canada107 Threads 7 Polls 6,811 Posts
sweetowen: Yes, & the bible's been copied over & over... by monks the Egyptians The Persians and The Romans... who are indeed supremist MALES!
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Nov 10, 2008 2:18 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
arranroot
arranrootarranrootAthlone, Westmeath Ireland2 Threads 157 Posts
The bible is a book about God, its full of love thy neighbour and anyone else that’s around and its also full of death and murder. It’s a bit of a confused book really. God is also a bit confused, does God forgive the people that are killed in his name? Confused book equals a confused God therefore its only logical to conclude that God must be female. devil
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Nov 10, 2008 2:23 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
I guess God is male because men had more time to talk about the concept of God while sitting by the fire gazing up at the heavens while the ladies were busy cooking and putting the little cave dwelling kiddies to bed......

i.e. Men might have invented Gods while women quietly smiled because they knew they were in charge all the time and if Mr Caveman didn't go out and kill something soon he wasn't going to get any supper or anything else for that matter.........

On the other hand a universal creator, if He/She/It exists probably has no need for gender, so would be neither one nor the other?
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Nov 10, 2008 2:25 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
Steevyv: I have a friend who swears that must be female because who else can create such a mess. Right or wrong?


maybe you need to go back to your friend and get them to define which God they are referring to, thats always a good starting point


IMO

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Nov 10, 2008 2:27 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Plus........ if in the bible it says 'God created Man in His image' Man could have been meant Mankind (which includes both men and women) and the His could have been used instead of 'It' as 'It' would indicate an inanimate object and if God exists then He/She/It can't possibly be inanimate - right? confused
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Nov 10, 2008 2:28 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
Kevint: maybe you need to go back to your friend and get them to define which God they are referring to, thats always a good starting pointIMO




There is only one



IMO
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Nov 10, 2008 2:29 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
patrickthomas
patrickthomaspatrickthomasMullingar, Westmeath Ireland33 Threads 4 Polls 1,911 Posts
If it turns out there is a God either way he/she is a BIG Disappointmentrolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 10, 2008 2:35 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Kevint: maybe you need to go back to your friend and get them to define which God they are referring to, thats always a good starting pointIMO


The Hindus probably have a vacuum cleaning God, but I'm not sure on that one so don't quote me..........

More seriously, did you realise that high caste Hindus believe really believe in just ONE God? An interpretation is that all the so-called Gods are just different 'faces' of one Creator......... anyway, I heard that once and it made me think as it seemed logical in some ways.

At one stage I really felt 100% (not trying to offend any Hindus) that Hinduism must be a man-made religion and that the caste system a political tool to keep oppressed people oppressed.

It greatly saddened me to see two groups of Christian monks fighting each other physically (in the news on television the other night in a church in Jerusalem) - a fight broke out between an order of Greek monks and another order from another country.......... they were certainly not acting in a Christian manner towards each other.
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Nov 10, 2008 3:17 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
shot3743: You're wrong, God is definitely male. I met him once when I was little. He had a white fluffy beard and a dressing gown with fur trim.

Oh no wait, that was Santa! Or are they one and the same?



I think that was the brother of the little elf that lives behind my garden shed.laugh
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Nov 10, 2008 3:18 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Steevyv: I have a friend who swears that must be female because who else can create such a mess. Right or wrong?



No she's a female cause she can clean up the messes soooo well of all the males she created...roll eyes dunno uh oh doh grin
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Nov 10, 2008 3:58 PM CST Old drama: Is God male or female?
CrosstownTraffic
CrosstownTrafficCrosstownTrafficMalaga, Andalusia Spain3 Threads 732 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: No she's a female cause she can clean up the messes soooo well of all the males she created...


Well after watching the news and looking around she ain't doing a very good job! this place is a bloody mess at the moment, Can't she at least run the vacuum cleaner round once in a while???laugh
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